...and you thought you'd gotten rid of me!!!

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! Sorry for leaving without even saying so much as goodbye but being the good guys they are, my mates organised a trip to Norway for a week to help me forget about my hand (which is feeling a lot better by the way) Norway is like the most expensive country in Europe. I spent like 200 alone on drink, there was nothing better to do(Sorry to anyone who lives in Norway). Just got back Friday night with the mother of all hangovers and I just woke up a couple of hours ago and I thought that the first thing I had to do was prove to everyone that I'm still alive (sorry!) By the way if you have a sore hand, cold multiplys it by 10. For the first few days my hand was swollen up to about twice it's size which is funny when your drunk but looses some of its humour when you roll over on it in your sleep  Oh and I think my friend Sean has been logging on to my profile so that's who those forum posts this week are from.

p.s.( I'm afraid I'll be leaving you all again in about a week and a half. I've booked a surprise trip for my girlfriend for valentines week. Shhhhhhhhhh. Don't judge me. Happy Girlfriend =Blowjob, *hopefully*)