Hey there, every peoples! I'm Iodens. I run the journal around the way here. I'm a self-made man, I am, I am. I write rants, reviews, ads, references and commentaries. I got jokes, jokes, jokes, candy and snow cones. I can fix everything what needs fixing. Like sentences... paragraphs... robots. Ooh! I can dance, too. Groove it once! Groove it twice, a-gimme little bit o' refried rice! I guess the word that best describes me is: awesome. Umm... because I am totally awesome. Okay. I gotta get back to work. Come on by! I'm always awesome! {leaves, then reappears in his Journal in the background}