"If you don't stop winkin' it at me, @#$% ^%$# &*()!"

Yes, that was German he was speaking.

And yesterday, I attempted imaginary suicide!

And yesterday, I learned that 73 degrees celsius is the tamperatere of the sun.

And yesterday, it was my anniversary!

Let's steal stuff from wikipedia!

Adam Morrison, Stuart Parnaby, Robert Flynn, Pat Hingle, John Martin, Elvis Shackler, Me, Brian May, Ivan Fart, Hideo Hideoness, and a bunch of other people were born on July 19. I think they're supposed to die on February 30.

Anyway, go comment on my blog. I'm starting to feel lonely. Everytime I click the thing to put my blog out, it says I have 0 comments, and that means I have to try imaginary suicide again. Trust me, it wasn't fun.

Isn't she hot?

Yeah, but I'm not talking about him, her, or whatever it is.

Now you're saying I'm crazy, right?

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What a way to waste the first half of a blog. Anyway, this dude made me make a blog (to tell you people wasting your lives reading this blog to click the link - CLICK ME OR YOU DIE - )

Are you going to do it or not?

C'mon people, this dude wants to win the award for most friends ever!

Today is random picture day, i invented it, so now it's a holiday.

All you have to do is nothing.

This is random picture day's random picture of the year:



Anyway, i picked up my first editorship in thirty-one years, Timothy Duncan.

Here's a random picture of him:



He's the one who looks like Paul Top.

Good night people.