HI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One upon a time, there was a hamster. His name was Freddykins, but his buddies at the park called him Steve. So one day, Steve's christmas turkey was eaten by a shoe, So, Steve ate leftover lasangna at Wendeys, where he saw Donald Trump. Donald trump offerd Steve a job at Pizzia Hut. So, Steve accepted. One Day, while making a pizza, her gave a costumer a EXTRA-LARGE soda instead of a MEDIUM! NOOOOO! So, Steve became a clown who worked for peanuts. And when he had enough peanuts, he want to go buy a cat. The cat was black, so steve named him Mrs.White. And then he met Santa Clause at Victoria's Secret. The End