Why I have a fear of bananas:

    Well, let's start off with the fact that every time one of my friends or I bring a banana to school in our lunch, it is 100% required that we through it away unless we want a bad reputation forever. Here's Why:

    My friend, let's call her Jane, had to go to this class one summer to learn about a specific interaction that would probably get me in trouble if I spoke of it in here. On one occasion, they forced all of the students in the class to put a special object around a banana (which resembles another special object/body part). By eating a banana at lunch, nowadays, you are going to be thought of as eating that "special object".

Yes we are quite ********* aren't we?

Well there's my life story!