Well, after a dull month of June where all I was doing was working, I finally went on vacation, and I must say the past two weeks we're probably the best two weeks I've spent out of the country. Anywho, I'm back, and what do I discover? I've been nefariously tagged by a certain individual *cough*Hornswaggle*cough* by a dirty trick!

Anywho, here are ten juicy facts that you probably don't know about me. In all honesty, they're not the juiciest, because if I we're to have included those, I'm pretty sure most of you would despise me and wish me a painful death.

1. I was fired from my first job working at a Chuck E. Cheese type place called "iT'Z" because a fat woman began cussing me out swearing with several f-words over how expensive the place was thinking that it was all my fault, so I called her a "b*tch". Management didn't take it too well, and I was laid off.

2. I was the first person in my middle school to be suspended by the janitor for getting in a fight. It was October 2002, and I was 12 at the time, some kid tripped me and closed my locker seconds before the tardy bell was about to ring. This would be the third time I would have to reopen my locker and be tardy because of him, so we fought. Both he and I were suspended and I had to take Anger Management cl-a-sses for it.

3. I have mild Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, better known as OCD. I used to be a lot worse, where I had to touch people back, count every step that I walked, walk with the left foot equally as the right, and absolutely hated germs. I'm not so bad now, but still have a few things to work on.

4. Back in Pre-K in 1994, I was a bully towards several kids, largely because I was the tallest, and pushed everyone around because I wanted everything for myself. Ever since then, I've apologized to a lot of people for my actions and have made friends with some of them.

5. Late 2007, I almost ran into a cop because my brother saw an empty parking space and we floored it to win the spot when a cop crossed our path. I braked immediately and the police officer got out of the car. He immediately began to call me a "f*cking idiot" for almost crashing in to him. He ended with "Have a Nice Day!".

6. A couple of years ago I created a comic book series about a couple of kids that live in the city and their crazy antics. Little by little it began evolving in to a deeper dark and moody story about how the different charatcers hated each other and wanted to kill each one another.

7. I once asked a girl out to a dance over the internet. I was prepared to take a "No", but shockingly she actually said she'd love to go! Two days later she replied with another e-mail claiming that her parents forbid her to go. I later talked to her face to face, and it turns out that she was telling the truth as her parents did not know me. It seems that she's picked up a boyfriend, who let's just say is an ineducated gangstuh who treats girls as material possessions and is not afraid to show that attitude.

8. I have never left North America and the farthest South I've ever gone is Cancun, while the farthest north was Austin, Texas.

9. Back in 2002-2003 when I was in seventh grade, I had a major obsession with Yu-gi-Oh and hosted a school-wide tournament. I gave everyone two paper starchips and a paper bracelet. Many people began calling me by the dreaded nickname "Pegasus" which they still do sometime to this day since in the series Pegasus was the name of the guy who hosted a similar tournament.

10. I have attended a couple of wrestling events, but the best one I've attended thus far was Wrestlemania X-Seven. At the time, I thought it was just going to be another PPV. Turned out to be the greatest PPV of all time. Funny how things work out like that. I'm going to Wrestlemania 25 next year so I can relive the experience.

Well, they may not be juicy, but I certainly hope you guys were entertained. By the way, please watch my new youtube video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM5gdZQ0yoc and please leave comments. I'm desperate!