"Brutha bot a cocanut he bot i' for a dime, hi' siste had anutha wun she paid i' for de lime,

"She put de lime n de cocanut she drank em bothup,
"She put de lime n de cocanut she call de doctah woke em up n sed,

"'Doctah! Ain't ther nuthn I can take?'
"She sed, 'Doctah! Tu releev dis belli ake?'
"She sed, 'Doctah! Ain't ther nuthn I can take?'
"She sed, 'Doctah!'

"Now let meh get dis straite,

"Yu put de lime n de cocanut n drink em bothup,
"Put de de lime n de cocanut n drink em bothup,
"Thro a lime n de cocanut n drink em bothup,
"Put de lime n de cocanut yu sucha seely wooman

"Put a lime n de cocanut n drink em both tugetha
"Put de lime n de cocanut den yu feel better
"Put de lime n de cocanut n drink both down
"Put de lime n de cocanut an call me n da mohnin..."

......that being said, yer a real stiff if ya don't at least crack a smile ta Harry Nilsson's "Coconut"

Evening, ladies and gents.

--FishR the Freak