I thought i'de put up a few things that have made me laugh over the past few days
Well a few minutes ago i was in my sitting room and my brother and sister were argueing.. as usual
then out of nowhere my brother askes her "i bet you don't even know what a testacle is" and she sais "erm.. it's like a blue thing" it was so hard not to laugh!! she was being serious
I was out with my friends yesterday at a club i go to every friday and there was an exchange thing happening where there would be some americans that came here and some of us go over there, but we didn't go
Anyway they were just talking and one of my friends sais "aren't you ment to be hill-billys or something? (because they looked a bit like that and kept spitting black stuff on the ground) right after he said that he saw their truck, and in the back was a pitchfork!! He was just standing there..
he was scared for the rest of the day that they might chase him with their pitchforks
This is my favourite though, i was out in the town with my friends and some old bloke comes up to us, put his hand on my shoulder and said "hello friend!", we were all walking and thinking.. wtf? Then he starts talking in riddles "the eyes cannot see what the heart.." then about that far through everything he said he would stop walking, stare at his shoes for a while, look back up and say some other riddle, then about halfway through his next sentence he does the exact same thing
About 5 minutes later he tells us his name.. 'imbicile from the bog' at that point we just got too freaked out and started to walk away, but he stops us and sais "follow me my people"... he walks into a pub
BTW the bloke was drunk.. like you didn't notice
Well i hope that made you laugh i did
And i won't be able to walk for a while because i've done something to my knee
damn you rock!!
How's everyone else?