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Thursday, Jun 7, 2007

You all(FANBOYS) suck. You don't want to admit it, but it's true. Without further hesitation let me explain:

Sony/PS cows:
There is one truth about Sony that no one should deny. They hit hard, very hard. But they hit blindly. You're lost aren't you? Well let me explain. The PS3 entered the console war claiming to be the most powerful next-gen system. While I assume that's true because of haven't looked at any specs, they suck....Yeah, I said it. I don't want to hear your complaining either. When you drop games like Gundam and Genji on the table then you should be killed. Sure alot of people though they were good games, but do those people solely support Sony and it's developers? No.

Sony fanboys will remain loyal even if they were given a console with the power of an N64 in the next few years. But their loyalty is the same reason for their downfall. As long as you continue to accept crappy treatment, they will hand it out to you. How could a company who made billions off of their last gen console force people to pay $600+games, accesories, downloads. etc? I don't understand it. Sure it's packed with alot of features, but I'm not paying that much for a console with 1 good game out right now. And shut up right now.....a few of you are saying, "what about MGS and FXIII? Ur a ub3r n00b" Well to that I reply, what about them? Have you played them? Can you guarantee their success? No, all you can do is hope.....and I hope Sony will stop sucking......They have the power to do great things....use it wisely.

 

Nintendo sheep:
Alot of you have it the worse. Now, the main comment I know I will hear from these fanboys is that Nintendo is the master of innovation. HA HA HA, you are both right and wrong. Yes they have good ideas, but they also innovate so much that it doesn't really innovate anything if that makes any sense. The Wii and it's motion sensitivity! "Yeah man, it rocks!" NO, IT DOESN'T. What would rock is if I got some decent online play. "But Pokemon has online!!!" Yes it does, but I'm outgrowing Pokemon. I'm not saying it's for kids, but I'm just tired of it.

Oh yeah, and whether you believe it or not. ALOT of you would buy a toilet if Nintendo said it was the next big invention in gaming......you're called sheep for a reason.

And those dumb friend codes. OK, so it's supposed to keep people safe. I'm 16, I think I'm old enough to tell if osmeone is hitting on me. If you're really worried about security then add some features so parents can stop their kids from chatting with old men.

Nintendo is a great company, but they fail to really capture the "true gamer." If you think this Nintendo section of my rant is stupid then please show me the last time Nintendo got a front page spot on GameSpot's website.....thank you....I'll be waiting for your call.

 

Microsoft lemmings:
"I hate Xbox live. Why do I pay for it?" That's a good question. I don't remember Microsoft forcing you to pay. And here's where it all comes down. Alot of Microsoft customers hate their customer service among other things. Then do something about it! I'm ok with what they offer so I don't complain, however those of you who do refuse to send mail or start petitions and stuff.

The worse part of it all, the online community...90% of the XBL community is full of compplete idiots. To the 10% of you who use your brains, I thank thee. I have never heard so much racism, sexism, and just general pointless talk in my life. Ok, I'm sorry I hit you ONE TIME with my battle rifle while I was in the middle of a gun fight with everyone in the match, No need to call me a motherf'n n-word. Oh, I'm winning the match? That must mean I use hacks and I need to be reported right? Yes thank you, you complete fool. May you 360 overheat like a dormant volcano about to erupt.

Since I'm here I might as well talk about PC users. In no way, shape, or form are you better than console gamers. You are just the same and deserve the same punishment. "Plz, our 1337 graphics pwn u n00b" Yeah.....umm.....alot of you guys are dead broke. A new game came out this month? Let me upgrade so I have a top of the line pc this month and then upgrade again the month after so I cam play the next game! That was a complete exaggeration, but you get the point. Most of you are well respected peoeple with jobs and I commend you for it. The other half of you kids with no jobs and whose parents shouldn;' have to buy you a new freakin pc every year. But that's their choice and I'll let them deal with it.

And no....WoW is not the best game ever. Let's see....you shell out 15 bucks a month to sit in front of the computer and play a game. But wait! Don't forget about the new dungeons and raid armor! Yeah, too bad you forget about your girlfriend's birhtday....Normally I'd insert a joke here and some of you might be catching on by now. if you don't get the joke by now then just move on.

 

 

Who am I? A manticore gamer....I like all companies and developers the same. The only people I hate are the fanboys. "But you only have Xbox games in your collection and a little bit of Nintendo games!" Well, I would have more PS2 games, but my brother sold his PS2 and the PS3 is too expensive. I would have more Gamecube games, but all the good ones are hard to find. I would have a Wii, but I couldn't get my hands on one. I have tons of Xbox games because they were all cheap. I have a 360 because it came FREE with 7 games.

So to all you fanboys, I would like to hear your opinions. Do I think I'm 100% right? No, but I think there is some truth in what I say. I will edit based on the comments I recieve as I see fit.

Category: Editorial
Posted by GungraveZero, 1:38am
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Posted Jun 9, 2007 3:15 pm PT
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Posted Jun 9, 2007 3:18 pm PT
How did you get the 360 for free? I want one, I just do not consider any of the current-gen consoles worth the price.
Posted Jun 9, 2007 4:06 pm PT
Oh, minor grammar mistake. Sorry about that. I got 7 free games when I bought the 360 off of eBay. They have some amazing deals if you ask me.
Posted Jun 9, 2007 5:41 pm PT
Oh man tell me about it, all these Fanboys and these online bravehearts. All I have to say is they have Aligator mouths and hummingbird a$$es. They will never fear what they will never have to face.
Posted Jun 13, 2007 1:56 pm PT
the mute option worked well when i was playing halo 3 beta, lol
Posted Jun 13, 2007 1:58 pm PT
"90% of the XBL community is filled with complete idiots."
90% of the world is filled with complete idiots.
Posted Jun 19, 2007 10:02 pm PT
lol. Firstly i agree with you many time over. But you forgot one HUGE point for Nintendos EXTREME innovation. POKEMON. Its the exact same everygame always just more pokemon. the npc text just slows you down nowadyas. Also Twilight princess made me wanna by the system just for it. Now for PS3. I believe it to be MUCH better then Xbox 360. And games dont even need to come into play. Its because they care about there consumer At times. Im not saying ITS SO MUCH BETTER. But i always liked ps better then xbox. Now then. XBOX is just basically sold for when halo 3 comes out. and we all know that when it does finally come out many people are gonna be very happy. Now theres Fanboys Halo Fanboys lol. Another is one huge problem i have with Fanboys is Graphic Fanboys. People who buy For just sheer Prettyness. I play Old school snes and nes games cause there funner and more challenging then newer games. when it comes into play to see whos a true gamer have them play FF7 (if you like the series if not Chrono Trigger) And now play a modern day game. None bounce out quickly sorry. But in the end a true gamer would have more fun in a old school rpg then a new one cause of one reason. Keeps you occupied and has EXCELLENT story line. Also dont rage on Playstation so much i mean sony lol. I have a psp and the things you can do with it make it worth the buy. I have bought a few games on here and i am pleased with what i have. Also MGS and FF XIII do look good. I am a HUGE fan of MGS Thats one Play MGS for the psone. It almost makes you cry with one death scene lol.
Posted Jun 25, 2007 1:56 am PT
This is coming from a fanboy...........A Sony one...and for you Xbox/Wii owners, you all know what that means after I read all that.

LOL. Good read! But I still bought my PS3.
Posted Jun 25, 2007 9:46 pm PT
All I seem to hear from sony fanboys is "Just you wait until..." or "Give it time and...." is quite sad really. As for any Sony fan dropping names like Genji I find another game they seem to drop, presumable without cause or sound reason, is Killzone 2/3, like it won't suck hard like the first one.
Posted Jun 27, 2007 9:01 am PT
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