There was a man named moose, or was it a moose named man? He became a pimp when a small rodent named larry attacked him and took his dignity. The only possession he had left was his 'bat' which he knew could only be used for pimping purposes. He has now retired from the pimping industry due to a phenomenon known as 'cleavage horror'.

Well you get the idea. Tish is a crazy man who gushes gatorade from endless numbers of bodily holes. Both Tish and Moose have Fc'd Dragonflight with their nipples. You like it.

Tish is Dream theatre's #1 fan, he enjoys their shoes. Also new from PEZ the new PEZ condom depenser!!! Smiley face on every pack . Available in all good book stores. Smiley face condoms are the way of the future... you know it...

And do you know why he is? Cuz he is a pimp.... even though retired.... senile pimp!

Have you ever met the bear? The bear is a creature with a giant wang Tish found while looking through his 'collection'. You like the bear, and his face.

Q: How many dragonforce songs feature the words 'so far away'

A: About 20,000.

Grigrog: worlds greatest FAQ since 1769...teehee 69.

Bounce bounce bounce bounce.

I will die in october via being attacked by angry slayer fans from my trick or treat shananigans. I have a wart on my finger, his name is herbert, you like him.

I sincerely apologise to everyone reading this... It was partially a dare by Tish and Moose and partially me just thinking why the **** not.

Could Grig be back? Find out on the next episode of Mikemoose is a pimp.