There was a man named moose, or was it a moose named man? He became a pimp when a small rodent named larry attacked him and took his dignity. The only possession he had left was his 'bat' which he knew could only be used for pimping purposes. He has now retired from the pimping industry due to a phenomenon known as 'cleavage horror'.

Well you get the idea. Tish is a crazy man who gushes gatorade from endless numbers of bodily holes. Both Tish and Moose have Fc'd Dragonflight with their nipples. You like it.

Tish is Dream theatre's #1 fan, he enjoys their shoes. Also new from PEZ the new PEZ condom depenser!!! Smiley face on every pack . Available in all good book stores. Smiley face condoms are the way of the future... you know it...

And do you know why he is? Cuz he is a pimp.... even though retired.... senile pimp!

Have you ever met the bear? The bear is a creature with a giant wang Tish found while looking through his 'collection'. You like the bear, and his face.

Q: How many dragonforce songs feature the words 'so far away'

A: About 20,000.

Grigrog: worlds greatest FAQ since 1769...teehee 69.

Bounce bounce bounce bounce.

I will die in october via being attacked by angry slayer fans from my trick or treat shananigans. I have a wart on my finger, his name is herbert, you like him.

I sincerely apologise to everyone reading this... It was partially a dare by Tish and Moose and partially me just thinking why the **** not.

Could Grig be back? Find out on the next episode of Mikemoose is a pimp.

Yes, yes I'm still here, just.... about..... I think. WTF, who am I? Yeah I don't know what happened really, I kind of died in terms of gamespot - A long time ago now... well what's new? Too much too fit in one blog so i'll keep it short, in fact so short the blog will probably be quite poor.

Firstly I passed what i think is now 2 years at Gamespot last december, not too much to be proud of but oh how i yearn for my more frequent times again. I am now level thirty, gamespot veteran status I suppose - the level has been on the incline gradually since I have been visiting every so often.

My birthday was two days ago, was awesome, got some cool gifts... Also was aable to buy guitar hero but when i played it today it was all screwed up... already, the guitar isn't functioning properly already, i'll return it tomorrow to get a refund. Also even though brawl isn't out in europe yet, smash bros was again played at my birthday - Playing melee has become a ritual over the last five years of my birthday - it's getting kind of boring since I won the tournament we held.... again.

Hmm what else? personal stuff I really shouldn't and won't go into. lol.

Please comment..... hehe.... I doubt anyone will....

I really felt I should blog since I haven't in quite some time. So what havI got to say?

First off I bought monkey ball for wii, its very good and it has a control method i've never used before but the problem with all monkey ball games is there always is one or two levels you CAN'T do. At all. You try and try until you turn off the console, try again, fail, turn off. I've managed to tackle most levels after a time and am nearly on world 6. I would've prefered if the wiimote was held end to end like a steering wheel ratehr than like a remote because I think it wouldve made the controls easier and less furstrating to handle. Will I review it... Its me so..... no. lol.

School starts tomorrow yes I know most of you already have started some time ago, but in england we go back in september we aren't so lucky though because we leave in july. GodI hope this year goes quick, should do.

Why I haven't blogged? Well there hasn't been much going on in my life as of recent. Well there never was but if I think 'What do I blog about' I can't think of anything... apperntly tonigh I can. hooray.

Monkey ball is my 7th wii game in the 4 1/2 months of having it, I'm gaining the games really fast especially since I haven't had a brithday yet or christmas to really get some games... I sound like such a kid.

You could say I'm famous for not reviewing but I may begin to review again sometime soon, perhaps re4 wii, it rocks. hehe.

As for my game 'heroes' I've been working on a boxart this week, basically so I can draw every character and get an actual visual copy of some of my thoughts. I wish I had an actual programming thing on my laptop, since I know almost excatly how I want the controls to work.

Wow. I actually wrote a fair size blog today... Woo.....

~Grig the pig~