Burke: So i have a question to ask. I checked the schedule and noticed that both you and i are both off tonight. I made reservations. I have a favourite restaurant.
Christina: None of those were questions.
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Alex: Look whatever you did, i bet i did worse.
Meredith: How do you know i did something? How do you know George didn't do something?
Alez: Because Bambi looks pissed and you look guilty.
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Alex: Look im not even surprised.
Meredith: Why not?
Alex: Because when your life is sucky, you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate men. Its your thing, i find it charming!
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You think everyone that looks at you sideways is pinin for you.(Alex Karev)
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If you want crappy things to stop happening to you then stop accepting crap and demand something more! (Cristina Yang)
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George: We need to talk about the dog.
Izzy: That's not a dog. That's a hyena escaped from the zoo dressed in dog clothing.
George: I don't care. I don't chew his clothes. I don't urinate on his bed. I don't try to mount him from behind.
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George: [talking to himself] Oh, hi, chief. Nope, not much going on, well, other than your intern chief making out with my friend in the stairwell, but hey... sponge duty sucks.
Meredith: [walks up beside him] Talking to yourself now?
George: Yes. No.
[pause]
George: Damn it. I'm a bad sponge. A leaky sponge. I'm gonna leak all the wrong secrets. I'm a bad liar. I can't even lie about talking to myself.
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Burke: So, I have a question to ask. I checked the schedule and I noticed that both you and I are off tonight. I made reservations. I have a favorite restaurant.
Cristina: None of those were questions.
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Meredith: [about her new roommates] they're everywhere. All the time. Izzie's all perky and George does this thing where he's helpful and considerate. They share food, and they say things, and they move things, and they breathe. Ugh, they're, like, happy
Cristina: Kick them out.
Meredith: I can't kick them out, they just moved in. I asked them to move in.
Cristina: So what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and you kill them?
Meredith: Yep
Christina: This is why we are friends!
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Intimacy is a four syllable word for "here's my heart and soul, please grind them into a hamburger, and enjoy. (Meredith Grey)
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Izzie- BECAUSE THATS WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKIN DO!!!!!!
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"Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt, it's a freakin' ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?"(Meredith Grey)
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Addison: What walk away thats all i get?
Derek: Just calm down please.
Addison: What your not going to yell at me, or call me names or i dont know .... ignore me in an elevator!
Derek: What do you want from me Addison?
Addison: I want you to care! I sleep with your bestfriend and you walk away, he comes out here from New York and rubs it in your face and still you get a good nights sleep! What do i have to do? Oh i know, maybe i should go out on a date with the vet, because that seems to be something that sends you into a blind rage! Oh no but wait, that wouldnt work either because IM NOT MEREDITH GREY!!!!!!
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Derek: Well,... Its fun isnt it?!
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George: How do I look today? Would you say that I looked nice?
Izzie: You could use a little bit more lip gloss, but, yes you're very pretty
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Christina (about Addison): Why would McSteamy or McDreamy want to go out with her?
Alex: Because she's McHott!
George: McYeah she is.
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Denny: You took a vow of Celebacy?
Izzy: Yes
Denny: How am I supposed to get in your pants if you took a vow of celebacy?
Izzy: Thats a very inaproptiate thing to say to your doctor.
Denny: You know whats inapropriate? Promising sexual favors to a patient to get them to live and then backing out.
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George: It looks like Santa threw up in here!
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Meredith: Stop looking at me like that.
Derek: Like what?
Meredith: Like you've seen me naked!