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Tuesday, Dec 30, 2008

... I'm not. I'm seriously not.

Before going on further details about this, thanx everybody for your comments in my last blog. I haven't been around that much, mostly because of this Holidays, but I think I'll return back to normal now.

BTW, no Santa didn't got me **** of what I wanted. I don't know why everybody loves the fat ****, he's a real bastard

Ok now.. on to the main stuff.

I'm pretty sure most of you guys here are aware that I seriously love my sweet sweet pr0n. It's not a secret. I love it, I enjoy it and all that.

Well, yesterday that got ruined for me. Why?? Well, do you remember the first Tombo comic?? If you don't, it's about rogerjak trying to watch some pr0n involving 2 girls and 1 cup.

I've been curious about this ever since Brian showed it to Stewie in one Family guy chapter, but tbh never got past a simple "lol I gotta check that" and I forgot about that soon. When Tombo had that first comic, those thoughts returned but not for long tbh, so I never did anything about it.

But yesterday, I saw something that reminded me of that, and I said: "**** it, lets get that stuff and let's get this over with". Boy, why the hell did I do that?? That's gotta be the sickest sick **** I've ever watched in my entire life, it's entirely messed up.... no, that word is not good enough... ****ed up... seriously ****ed up.

I've seen pretty much every kind of pr0n out there within the human limits of decency (as long as they have girls that is) and I've thought some of them are well, hilarious. Seriously, I've watched a videos with dalmatas and horses (lol I know) but this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond that.(btw, none of that stuff has turned me on, it's just for fun... I'm down with the regular stuff)

Funny thing is... when I was 18 I sent and email to one of my friends with one pic involving that kind of stuff and I totally loved his reaction (he was near me when I did that). I seriously lmao... hard, real hard. He was soooooooooooooooo pissed off at me that he almosts kicks my ass and as I could stop laughing, I would've been unable to defend myself or even care about it.

Now I get this karma stuff. Oh man, that was not cooll at all.

So my friends, if you haven't tried that... don't you ever EVER try it if you wanna keep your mental sanity. And you know this is some serious **** when my advice is not to watch pr0n

wtf

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Hahaha, I can't believe it. YOU off all people being disgusted by THAT.
What are you kids watching (erhm, kids? lol) these days anyways. I mean, If you watch like Hello-I'm-a-boring-tv-station stuff then sure, but watch some of the good shows on TV, heck even good movies and there's some more "disturbed" stuff on there.. Like and elephant with big ears? come on, that's worse
Posted Dec 30, 2008 7:04 am PT
Mhhh? I don't think the sickness is gone....yet..... I can give you an appointment for a complete checkup .......only 450 pesos. (45$ bucks). You'll have to travel over here......

Dalmatas and horses...... I know a very good psychiatric institution a few miles from here..... ......

Oh...you missed my degenerate blog......
Posted Dec 30, 2008 7:04 am PT
@ZSC: well, the thing is... I don't even think that can be labeled as pr0n, you know?? It's a really really stupid attempt to do pr0n and all I got from that is a mssive trauma cuz I wasn't expecting that lol.

But yeah, I was surprised to be disgusted by that too. I always thought I had an open mind, but this video proved me wrong. BTW, the part about the emailed pic is true, that's what surprises me the most.

You know what they say: Karma is a *****.

@N-REAL: Oh man, trust me... I rather watch videos about horses and dalmatas than watching this ****. I wonder if you know what we're talking about here lol.

BTW, sorry but I' kinda haven't been around. I'll check your blog right now
Posted Dec 30, 2008 7:14 am PT
Mhhhh?? Now I'm lost....... Check on Sanborns for RE Degeneration......found it there.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 8:15 am PT
you saw 2 girls 1 cup omg that is really bad xD i record my friends in my mobyle phone with the stupid reaction
Posted Dec 30, 2008 8:45 am PT
lol try BME Pain Olympics
Posted Dec 30, 2008 9:29 am PT
Green: Yeah I know, it's disturbing.. But as you said, Karma is 5 stars indeed. But I was the only one laughing I think. Looks like it so far .. come, laugh with me. ha-ha-haaah
Posted Dec 30, 2008 10:16 am PT
N-REAL: oh, man trust me... you're better off being that lost. You don't want this stuff. Trust me. And cool, I'll check my local Samborns to see if it's there.

@FIREsausage: lol I would've loved to see mine Too bad the chance is gone now

@taraboi: more ****ed up than this?? I just can't believe it... so I have to check it lol

@ZSC: the only one who I can see laughing with you about this are Tombo or roger, because they are as sick as you

Plus, there's no laugh from me cuz I'm still pissed off for my green shrooms
Posted Dec 30, 2008 10:44 am PT
well then,
its a good thing i avoided that disaster huh?
Posted Dec 30, 2008 11:19 am PT
haha dude im glad you watch it cuz...i dont know its freaking sick
nah but there are worse around...at list its better then watch family guy jk...woo how can cartoons manipulate our minds Down with the sickness you say...that reminds me a music
Happy New year dude...sorry about Christmas...well sometimes is ****...anyways this brand new year is gonna be awesome...see you there i hope
Posted Dec 30, 2008 12:11 pm PT
Well I suppose I'm one of the lucky ones then.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 12:51 pm PT
@supa_badman: yes, it's a good thing... but don't get so cocky, my friend. Next time I see you in Home, I'll invite you to my place and to watch movies. Maybe someday 2 girls will show up for no aparent reason, you know??

@Well, it's not Family Guy's fault. After all I said I forgot about it, but yeah that was when I heard about that stuff.

And dude, of course Down with the Sickness reminds you of music. It's a song... like I said in one of my previous blogs, I'll use music references in my blog titles

@Vyse: Dude, you're fully aware of my sickness level and I'm telling you... I'm glad you're safe from this. Forget that "stay away from drugs" no man, no "stay away from 2 girls 1 cup" more like it.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 1:52 pm PT
Green: FINE! take your damn green shrooms, and a cherry to go along with them. But know this my fine friend. I will open one of my six mouths and I will sing the song that ends the earth
Posted Dec 30, 2008 2:16 pm PT
lol didn't u heed my warnins from that blog i made aboot a month ago?? it was detailin the exact same circumstances u were in lol too bad our curiosity is a pretty motivation mistress ah well, least now u know...never search anythin that has stewie griffin almost spewin hot vomit over his comp
Posted Dec 30, 2008 2:23 pm PT
@ZSC: Womanizer???

@Nicholai: truth is... you blog a ****ing lot, man!! you just made me curious about what blog was that and I scrolled down through all your blogs and man, there's a ****ing lot that I've missed because I was probably not aware of their existance due this crappy system GS implemented.

So yeah, I skipped it and boy I'm sorry for that And well, it didn't force me to buy a new keyboard, but yeah... it's ****ing nasty.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 2:36 pm PT
Sounds like you were asking for it

Just stick to whatever you were doing before, and it should slowly ease you back to normal?

Like someone said before, the pain olympics is right up there in the OMGWTF-ness. Maybe worse.

Good luck trying to cope with living for the next few days
Posted Dec 30, 2008 2:40 pm PT
I don't know, I thought it was kinda hot.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 2:41 pm PT
lol yeah, bloggage does come my way quite often usually but hay i've just got alot to share and besides, back in the day missmorphine would post a blog per day, well u had no troubles gettin yah comment in with hers did u lol
Posted Dec 30, 2008 2:49 pm PT
Lmao! I remember viewing that last year. It was soooooooo wrong!
Posted Dec 30, 2008 3:24 pm PT
wh.. why would you do that? Serously man.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 4:00 pm PT
Yeah dude i know... i said it because i know that song.....i have it to.... i like Disturbed music a lot....i liked the way you related with the topic....loll anyways stupify matches perfectly with this comment...lol jk
Posted Dec 30, 2008 6:39 pm PT
Green: No, that just ends my life with a simple pull off the trigger.. No, It's the sailor moon theme
Posted Dec 30, 2008 6:44 pm PT
pfffffff. You haven't seen anything until you've seen tombo's most disgusting video of all time. It still gives me nightmares.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 6:56 pm PT
@quiq

Was it his face? It was his face wasn't it? I hear that thing could kill small children.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 7:20 pm PT
@hazel: Man, I ****ing knew it, you're sick!!!! sick sick sick-o. Still gonna have to watch that, so wish me luck to not end up in some ****ing mental institution in a room with the words: "hazel made me do it, hazel made me do it" all over the place.

@Scianix: yeah, it's pretty hot... for about 2-3 secs. After that the real deal begins and everything gets ****ed up big time.

@Nicholai: not really complaining... just justifiying why I skipped it. I was unaware of its existance, you know?? And yeah Morphine posted one blog a day, but dude, if I missed some of yours, that means you posted more than 1 blog a day.

That's why I said that the GS system is to blame

@Musashi: damn it!! you should've caught yourself on video. I would've loved to see your reaction lol. @Orlan: I... I din't know, man!!! I didn't know!!!

And if that fails, I have my "Tombo made me do it" back up.

@Mai: lol I didn't know you liked Disturbed... man, you're cooler than I thought

@ZSC: you kidding me, right?? that song makes girl strip and put on some sailor clothes. So it's one of the best song ever written in my books.

@quique: Seriously?? lol man, where's that dammn Tombo when you need him??
Posted Dec 30, 2008 7:54 pm PT
Don't forget to practice writing on the walls in crayon in a strait-jacket. Mental institutions aren't the same without insane writings on the walls!
Posted Dec 30, 2008 7:59 pm PT
Oh yeah, that's what I meant with the "hazel made me do it" part... but I wasn't thinking about crayon... more like doing that with my nails carving it on the walls, you know?? for a cooler lvl of insanity.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 8:04 pm PT
Seems Tombo hasn't come back from his trip top Paris...Can't wait to see what he has to say.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 8:12 pm PT
Yeah its not like i'm tryin to make out i'm all pissed or whatever, just wana point out though that i hardly blog like twice a day, sumtimes i'll go a week without bloggin anytin, but usually theres like 2 days in between.

But etheir way it doesn't matter when it comes down it....2 girls and 1 cup=one of the most vile atrocoties ever commited by mankind lol screw euthanasia, this is the type of crap..ina cup (sorry ) we should be tryin to ban.
Posted Dec 30, 2008 9:59 pm PT
may i suggest other shock sites... like loltrain or meatspin? or are you in need of some "veteran" lovin' and would like to try lemon party? unless you know about these sites of course, then this post is pretty much irrelevant.
Posted Dec 31, 2008 12:57 pm PT
man I've seen sicker stuff by accident when I rammed my head against the keyboard and I ended up on a random website. Let me now if you want to see it too
Posted Jan 1, 2009 11:18 am PT
WTF WAS THAT!!!!!! WHAT THE ****ING HELL ARE YOU WATCHING!!!??? 2girls1cup?!!! That has to be the sickest stuff I've seen in a long time...... I finally know what was this all about......
Posted Jan 1, 2009 9:35 pm PT
You know I'm a weird person, right? So the thing about me is that when you tell me something is going to be funny, it's hard for me to find it funny.

Similarly, if I'm expecting something to be shocking/disgusting, it's going to be really difficult for me to be seriously shocked or disgusted. It's the same for pretty much all emotions with me except for happiness because I like to be happy.

So, I've heard about this "two girls, one cup" thing, and although I was interested, I never really wanted to watch it until I read your blog today.

...

After watching it, I can't really say that I had any kind of reaction to it other than the thought of: "yeah, that's pretty nasty ... so what now?" Yeah, because I knew what I was going to watch, it was really underwhelming.

I'm sorry to see it's affecting you so badly. Maybe it's a sign to stop watch pr0n???
Posted Jan 2, 2009 3:09 am PT
@Nicholai: It's cool, man... I have no problems with your blogs. I actually like them

@Supa_badman: nah... I stick to regular stuff. All those bizarre things I watched were when I was younger. Now I'm fairly normal

But sure, I'll try those

@Tombo: *takes a look at cards and has a 20... stares at Tombo and says*

HIT ME, MOFO!!! HIT ME!!!

@N-REAL: why the hell did you go and watch what I flat out told you not to??? Pretty sick, uh?? And I don't regulary watch that stuff, just was curious about it and well, now you know

@abdel: well, man... I only heard about stuff on how it was pretty sick, but never had many details and I didn't had any real expexctations about it. I was practically on blank when I watched that, so I kinda caught me off guard.

To tell you the truth, I'm thinking about watching that vid again... I mean, pr0on can't defeat me this easily, but it's not like I'm gonna stick to that. And I've actually taken a break since that day... I haven't watched any more but the effects are wearing off so...

*runs and open "My Favourites* *

BTW, you didn't like that didn't you??
Posted Jan 2, 2009 8:21 am PT
Did I like it?

Hellz no!!! I refuse to believe any sane person would enjoy that.
Posted Jan 2, 2009 4:02 pm PT
As a pr0n lover myself, I don't think I want to know what the hell you are talking about ..

But my god Gob .. horses? You are mad my friend ..
Posted Jan 3, 2009 3:05 pm PT
Seeing that god awful horribleness was like getting hit in the stomach with a baseball bat... I couldnt even LOOK AT WOMEN for a couple days afterwards. But, teh pr0n viewing is once again enjoyable, so I guess Ive recovered.
Posted Jan 4, 2009 8:08 pm PT
You freak...*Shakes head* lol.
Posted Jan 5, 2009 11:22 pm PT
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