chocolatechamp and I have a fort in his woods and it is the best ever because we built it ourselves. we are getting more wood from his sisters art booth to make a bigger roof. yea. we totaly broke a bottle on a rock back there today. we were throwing it at trees but it wouldnt break so we threw it at a rock and then it broke. yea. we r so cool.

1.) Guitar
2.)Piano
3.)Guitar
4.)Guitar
5.)trumpet
6.)Drums
7.)all other instruments that are cool.
if you think an instrument is cool, add it in a comment to this blog!!!

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:

Officer: What's 2 + 2?

Blonde: Ummm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"



A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in
a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his
usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair
and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes
you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women
like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full
potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little freak on your knee!"



A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat
regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The
next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned,
she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 40 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor
said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though,
I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?", asked
the doctor." No, from skipping."

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.

The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my body."

The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken
your finger."