Sunday, Sep 13, 2009

Im that funny guy, who smells a little weird and keeps flirting with your sister. I can't help it shes cute! Besides wouldn't you want me for a brother in law?
Ugh. Well my forays into drinking have died down a lot, and I figured it would be good to pop back in with mah brothas and sistahs and see how life has been. Ive been working a lot and pursuing other hobbies, so I haven't been around too much. But im pretty much gonna be back now.
Whats up, whats new?
Besides the aforementioned work and other hobbys I haven't played a whole lot of games in the past while. I restarted PuzzleQuest and nabbed the downloadable content for it (which is pretty good) and im about halfway through that. Love that game.
I played through Batman Arkham Asylum and thought it was the best game I played all year. Definetly my GOTY so far (suck on that Resident Evil 5!)
And yesterday I finished Guitar Hero 5. I know, I know im such a sucker for the music games. The structure of the career mode, and the new challenges and stuff they have in the game make it the best setup gameplay wise in the series but I thought the song list just SUCKED. Like stop trying to be Rock Band with all your crappy pop songs and go back to being Guitar Hero already.
Anyways, not much else to talk about at the moment. Tell your sister I said hi
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Posted Sep 13, 2009 8:04 am PT
Welcome back *burble* my luhv. *Wraps arm around neck* I.Am.Soooo disappointed in your edge to drinking, you neeth to start bein healthe like mey, and become the Hebrew Shinobi like yer old pap. Dude... You're the bestestest son I've had since I...what's that word? Uuuuuuugh... *snick,snick,snick*... uuuuuhm....aaaaaagh....urrrrrgh.... uuuuuugh... Left to Mars to combat evil intergalactic Cobra Muslims and the forces of Borat Hussein Osama. Yeah. Oh- oh my god, son I'm drunk, give me a glass of water over there will you? Heh, here's a 25. Nice to see my son again. *Throws up*
Posted Sep 13, 2009 8:16 am PT
Don't touch my sister.
Posted Sep 13, 2009 9:04 am PT
I overloaded on shots the other night. I need to take a break from the booze!
Posted Sep 13, 2009 10:11 am PT
Hey!! I remember you. Dude, I don't have a sister. I keep telling you it's a freaking booze induced hallucination. Either that or you think my dog is hella cute.........STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DOG!!
Posted Sep 13, 2009 10:30 am PT
You know, I was just telling kellymae the other day, GS is missing goat and testicles jokes, there used to be alot and now there are none. I feel a comeback for those genres is on the horizon.
Posted Sep 13, 2009 11:59 am PT
@lazyhoboguy:
Ahh sure why not. He better not be a blanket hog though.
@akatsuki398:
lol. I like the cut of your jib dad.
@lordandrew
c'mon we can be relatives.
@doctorbedlam
Jagerbombs get me everytime, but I love the damn things. Also a fan of pornstars and gladiators.
@kellymae

Damn I really need to cut back the drinking, and get a girlfriend
I think at this point in my life I need one to keep me out of so much trouble.
@polsci1503
lol. goat testicles. lol. "cumback"
Ahh sure why not. He better not be a blanket hog though.
@akatsuki398:
lol. I like the cut of your jib dad.
@lordandrew
@doctorbedlam
Jagerbombs get me everytime, but I love the damn things. Also a fan of pornstars and gladiators.
@kellymae
Damn I really need to cut back the drinking, and get a girlfriend
I think at this point in my life I need one to keep me out of so much trouble.
@polsci1503
lol. goat testicles. lol. "cumback"
Posted Sep 13, 2009 1:00 pm PT
My sister you can have ... just don't touch my GOAT!
Posted Sep 13, 2009 1:14 pm PT
My sister said you left a stain on her carpet that won't come off.
Posted Sep 13, 2009 5:36 pm PT
Guitar hero 5 is already out, and you've already finished it?!
Posted Sep 13, 2009 7:57 pm PT
HEY! I thought I smelled something funny here. I told my sister you said hi... she said to tell you it's a girl. I'm not sure what she's talking about but she said you'd understand. I haven't posted anything in awhile either.. I haven't had internet in forever - so I have to sneak on while I'm in my office... shhhhhh!
I too just finished Batman : Arkham Asylum and agree 100%, I went through on hard difficulty and, man. that game doesn't **** around! I love it though.. and it's a nice addition to my PS3 library which now has TWO games. 3 if you count madden 2010... but I don't. It's there purely to entertain my friends who are way into it. Which, from what I've seen, requires you to have a minimum of 2 previous incarnations of the game under your belt. Otherwise, forget about it. Especially if you're me and don't give a flying **** about American football. What are these other hobbies you speak of? Strippers are not a hobby, mind you.
I too just finished Batman : Arkham Asylum and agree 100%, I went through on hard difficulty and, man. that game doesn't **** around! I love it though.. and it's a nice addition to my PS3 library which now has TWO games. 3 if you count madden 2010... but I don't. It's there purely to entertain my friends who are way into it. Which, from what I've seen, requires you to have a minimum of 2 previous incarnations of the game under your belt. Otherwise, forget about it. Especially if you're me and don't give a flying **** about American football. What are these other hobbies you speak of? Strippers are not a hobby, mind you.
Posted Sep 14, 2009 9:07 am PT
My sister wanted me to tell you to go to hell. Arkham Asylum is indeed awesome.
Posted Sep 15, 2009 7:24 pm PT
You're that dude that like's David Bowie's package right?
Posted Sep 16, 2009 10:57 am PT
Posted Sep 16, 2009 5:33 pm PT
who. are. you.
?
wait... that smell. i remember......that..... SMELL!!!! it smells like pot roast and cola. from last year
anyhow glad to see ya posting again, and not just about drunken forays and crap. cya around!
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wait... that smell. i remember......that..... SMELL!!!! it smells like pot roast and cola. from last year
anyhow glad to see ya posting again, and not just about drunken forays and crap. cya around!
Posted Sep 17, 2009 10:25 am PT
Posted Sep 17, 2009 1:44 pm PT
Half of my life on this earth has been a drunken foray.
Posted Sep 17, 2009 8:24 pm PT
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