Sunday, May 17, 2009
Rantmodeenabled.
Is it just me or is xbox live about as friendly as sticking your wang in a toaster latley? (advice: don't try this, it isnt the magical shangrai la you would think it to be!)
Ok so ive gotten good at Street Fighter IV. Real good. I know this because I can barely remember the last time I lost online, I went from winning 1 out of every five matches to winning 30+ matches in a row before someone gets the best of me (and barely) I have manned up, sucked up my punishment and been crushed night after night after endless ****ing excruciating night to finally find my place and rise above the competition. Ive put over 50 hrs into this game since its release and only in the last 10 of those have I passed this magical threshold into being a damn good player.
I now know what Johnsteed7 was talking about, its just that point where everything clicks, you find your character, you learn the moves, the combos and how to slap people silly online. (we have to have some more matches man!)
So I feel good. Playing this game makes me feel good about myself. Its fun to win, to be good. Its certainly not easy to get good but it can happen.
But latley....
lately....
The quitters have left xboxlive it seems (qutting is what they do best afterall)
But a new evil has arisen. So ancient and foul is this hideous beast that it permeates the landscpe around it in a bog like stench of filth and disgust. Its hatred for mankind knows no boundaries, and its quest to ruin your fun is serious business. SERIOUS. ****ING. BUSINESS.
Im talking about: The Sore Loser SF4 is gonna cause me to get into all kinds of fights--- IN REAL LIFE IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING kdsajlfkjaslkjlk111
I couldnt make this up if I tried. At least twice a night ill get someone message me over live insulting my mother, my family, my country, my dog, anything-- after I beat them. And some of them spam me with multiple messages. ONE KID SENT ME 30 IN A HALF A ****ING HOUR. **** YOU YOU LITTLE PIECE OF **** IM TRYING TO PLAY A ****ING GAME YOU ****.
*rages* Its extremly aggravating that after I beat you in three straight perfect matches you have the cojones to message me and tell me I suck at the game. O RLY? THATS NEWS TO ME. But thats not all, they feel the need to keep messaging me till I respond just baiting me into an argument.
So last night I spent probably abotu an hour cursing at 8 year old crybabys online, and it was about this time I realized I need a ****ing girlfriend.
Now my mood is soured. I was in a great and cheerful mood until my mother gets insulted for the 30th time over a half hour. So what am I supposed to do? GET RIGHT DOWN IN THE ****ING TRENCHS AND FIGHT THATS WHAT. This is no longer about the game, you want to attack me come to northern canada and say it to my ****ing face! I dont care if you are 8, 10 or 65 or any age id give you a punch to the mouth in real life if you started spewing this nonsense to my face.
So I tell the kid to **** off im trying to play a game (my leisure time is precious!) and HE REPORTS ME. Like im the badguy. If these kids are the future of our human race excuse me while I look for the tallest building to jump off.
So my friends this is my call to arms, the next time you encounter these whiny asshats do me a favor and tell them godmode in coming to their house to eat them alive while they ****ing sleep
/rantmodedisengaged
ps:: wang.
Is it just me or is xbox live about as friendly as sticking your wang in a toaster latley? (advice: don't try this, it isnt the magical shangrai la you would think it to be!)
Ok so ive gotten good at Street Fighter IV. Real good. I know this because I can barely remember the last time I lost online, I went from winning 1 out of every five matches to winning 30+ matches in a row before someone gets the best of me (and barely) I have manned up, sucked up my punishment and been crushed night after night after endless ****ing excruciating night to finally find my place and rise above the competition. Ive put over 50 hrs into this game since its release and only in the last 10 of those have I passed this magical threshold into being a damn good player.
I now know what Johnsteed7 was talking about, its just that point where everything clicks, you find your character, you learn the moves, the combos and how to slap people silly online. (we have to have some more matches man!)
So I feel good. Playing this game makes me feel good about myself. Its fun to win, to be good. Its certainly not easy to get good but it can happen.
But latley....
lately....
The quitters have left xboxlive it seems (qutting is what they do best afterall)
But a new evil has arisen. So ancient and foul is this hideous beast that it permeates the landscpe around it in a bog like stench of filth and disgust. Its hatred for mankind knows no boundaries, and its quest to ruin your fun is serious business. SERIOUS. ****ING. BUSINESS.
Im talking about: The Sore Loser SF4 is gonna cause me to get into all kinds of fights--- IN REAL LIFE IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING kdsajlfkjaslkjlk111
I couldnt make this up if I tried. At least twice a night ill get someone message me over live insulting my mother, my family, my country, my dog, anything-- after I beat them. And some of them spam me with multiple messages. ONE KID SENT ME 30 IN A HALF A ****ING HOUR. **** YOU YOU LITTLE PIECE OF **** IM TRYING TO PLAY A ****ING GAME YOU ****.
*rages* Its extremly aggravating that after I beat you in three straight perfect matches you have the cojones to message me and tell me I suck at the game. O RLY? THATS NEWS TO ME. But thats not all, they feel the need to keep messaging me till I respond just baiting me into an argument.
So last night I spent probably abotu an hour cursing at 8 year old crybabys online, and it was about this time I realized I need a ****ing girlfriend.
Now my mood is soured. I was in a great and cheerful mood until my mother gets insulted for the 30th time over a half hour. So what am I supposed to do? GET RIGHT DOWN IN THE ****ING TRENCHS AND FIGHT THATS WHAT. This is no longer about the game, you want to attack me come to northern canada and say it to my ****ing face! I dont care if you are 8, 10 or 65 or any age id give you a punch to the mouth in real life if you started spewing this nonsense to my face.
So I tell the kid to **** off im trying to play a game (my leisure time is precious!) and HE REPORTS ME. Like im the badguy. If these kids are the future of our human race excuse me while I look for the tallest building to jump off.
So my friends this is my call to arms, the next time you encounter these whiny asshats do me a favor and tell them godmode in coming to their house to eat them alive while they ****ing sleep
/rantmodedisengaged
ps:: wang.
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Posted May 17, 2009 6:49 am PT
I understand your frustration. The internet is filled with people like that. The majority of people in the world is like that.
Posted May 17, 2009 7:01 am PT
That's why I don't play online with console games. Steam's the only way for me 
Posted May 17, 2009 9:00 am PT
Posted May 17, 2009 10:26 am PT
hehe, you said "wang"
Yeah, sore losers suck hairy sweaty monkey balls, but you should take some devious pleasure in causing so much grief! I was laughing just reading about it.... if I had some punk kid crying over live I'd laugh at him and make him feel worse for being such a loser dork.
Yeah, sore losers suck hairy sweaty monkey balls, but you should take some devious pleasure in causing so much grief! I was laughing just reading about it.... if I had some punk kid crying over live I'd laugh at him and make him feel worse for being such a loser dork.
Posted May 17, 2009 11:11 am PT
that happens with all games. if you beat someone enough, they wanna insult you. a friend of mine is really good at soulcaliber 4. he got so good on psn in fact that if it wasn't a top tier player fighting, people would quit the match. they use to send him at mail all the time.
the best thing to do is ignore it. i know its not easy, and it certainly is annoying. these stupid kids(or adults) won't go away. they don't know how to take losing because they lack real human interaction. they forget its just a game and at the end of the day, no one cares. but thats what you have to remember, its just a game. beat their ass online laugh at their stupid rants, find em and beat em again. sure they will talk about your, your family, your mom, but thats when you beat them even worse next time. adding injury to insult (and yes i meant it that way).
just relax buddy
the best thing to do is ignore it. i know its not easy, and it certainly is annoying. these stupid kids(or adults) won't go away. they don't know how to take losing because they lack real human interaction. they forget its just a game and at the end of the day, no one cares. but thats what you have to remember, its just a game. beat their ass online laugh at their stupid rants, find em and beat em again. sure they will talk about your, your family, your mom, but thats when you beat them even worse next time. adding injury to insult (and yes i meant it that way).
just relax buddy
Posted May 17, 2009 11:15 am PT
That good, huh? Damn man. When I get back in the game, I wanna fight you and see what you've got. Have you faced DarkCatalyst yet?
Posted May 17, 2009 11:24 am PT
I send messages to people that think they're good, but really they're just lagging and I call them out on it. With many swear words.
Posted May 17, 2009 2:27 pm PT
This is one of the reasons I'm quite disenchanted with this gen, it just doesn't feel right when some stranger can enter your home through this system and ruin the whole experience. Just report the little brat, MS should be able to see the record of all the messages he sent you and have him banned.
Posted May 17, 2009 4:19 pm PT
My favorite part is when they try to justify why they quit on you. It's never because they are sore losers, it's always because of some imaginary bad thing you did. How dare you not stand there and let your opponent kill you! \
I'm also a big fan of Wang. I'm sure he's going to do well once he come off the disabled list.
I'm also a big fan of Wang. I'm sure he's going to do well once he come off the disabled list.
Posted May 17, 2009 6:08 pm PT
@lazyhoboguy: I dont know if you can block them or not, at least im not aware of the option. I can "unprefer" them as a player and report them for something but it dosent seem to do jack about the spamming.
@Naruto: Yeah too true. I always prefer playing with people on my friends list (they are there for a reason) but most of the time they are playing different games and I feel like a jerk for constantly asking people to play with me
@dubel 07: Steam is a gamers haven for sure, havent tried any multiplayer games on it yet but I only hear good things. Its just having online adds a lot to the console experience regardless of the little trolls that inhabit it. At least in my opinion anyways.
@Phantom Leo: lol. I even shaved my hairy man ass just for you.
@polsci 1503: Oh I do get a good laugh out of it, but it just annoys me all the same when some kid is trying to waste my precious free time with his useless prattle.
@thanos723: Yeah too true this was just a way to vent some rage more or less
@Shenlongbo: I dount im at your guys's level of play but I win against the majority of people I fight nowadays, and I took my beatings in stride to get there trust me. Id love to fight sometime who knows maybe im good enough to play with the big kids
@Naruto: Yeah too true. I always prefer playing with people on my friends list (they are there for a reason) but most of the time they are playing different games and I feel like a jerk for constantly asking people to play with me
@dubel 07: Steam is a gamers haven for sure, havent tried any multiplayer games on it yet but I only hear good things. Its just having online adds a lot to the console experience regardless of the little trolls that inhabit it. At least in my opinion anyways.
@Phantom Leo: lol. I even shaved my hairy man ass just for you.
@polsci 1503: Oh I do get a good laugh out of it, but it just annoys me all the same when some kid is trying to waste my precious free time with his useless prattle.
@thanos723: Yeah too true this was just a way to vent some rage more or less
@Shenlongbo: I dount im at your guys's level of play but I win against the majority of people I fight nowadays, and I took my beatings in stride to get there trust me. Id love to fight sometime who knows maybe im good enough to play with the big kids
Posted May 17, 2009 8:04 pm PT
Waaaaang. Show them teh wang of justice. 
Posted May 18, 2009 5:23 am PT
I keep it simple. I don't have Xbox Live. And trolling Xbox Live is another past time for 12 year olds who just figured out how to swear and get away with it.
Posted May 18, 2009 10:09 am PT
Block those nerds. And don't wear a headset. I don't when I play games like that. People get butt-hurt. WANG.
Posted May 18, 2009 2:37 pm PT
Thats why I stay away from XBL like I stay away from candian drivers...
oops forgot who I was making fun of canada to eh?
oops forgot who I was making fun of canada to eh?
Posted May 18, 2009 4:12 pm PT
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| So last night I spent probably abotu an hour cursing at 8 year old crybabys online, and it was about this time I realized I need a ****ing girlfriend. |
Whooo boy do you ever. I hear your pain (I've had similar experiences with other gmes) and fighting games seem to bring out the t**t in Live kiddies. That said, at some point you just hot "block communcations" and move on. After all, these are not people you care to talk to anyway? Who are they? Why do their views matter? Hit ignore and report them if they really cheese you off. Winning a game shouldn't lead to painful aggro.
Posted May 19, 2009 10:31 am PT
I feel your pain.. *hug* Seriously, I've taken a long break from xbl because of asshat's running amuck.. 
lol
lol
Posted May 28, 2009 12:16 pm PT
recon, holy **** you are still alive? lol its been a while. Went and tried the whole real life thing for a while eh?
Posted May 30, 2009 6:02 pm PT
awww... it's nice to be missed *poke* lol
Posted Jun 2, 2009 5:25 pm PT
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