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Great googley moogley ghouls n ghosts! its that time of the year again! Its time to dress up as completly weird things, and knock on random peoples doors for teh candai!!! Personally I think teh candai is old hat, so I collect restraining orders! Ill likley beat my record this year once you hear of my new outfit *teehee!*

See this year I thought instead of going scary and trick, id go completly sexy and be a treat! Thats why this year im going in teh n00d covered in super sexy chocolate sauce!

BUT THATS NOT ALL.

For each reply in this blog that has the word "enter" in it, ill consider it one entry into my super sexy sweepsstakes! The winner will get themselves a hairy, but nekked GME covered in sexy chocolate sauce for their licking delight! I know, its crazy you're saying! Who would give out such an awesome prize?! I know, I know, im just that awesome- and im gonna make someones halloween real special--- grrrowwrr!

So thats right you don't even have to say "I enter" even if you use the word enter at all ill consider it an entry in the sweepstakes! Think of it as a super sexy suprise! Lets see how many new people this blog brings that use the word enter by accident! Heehee.

BUT THATS NOT ALL.

This years sponsor jigsaw has graciously donated a second place prize for the runner up! A trip wire shotgun blast to the face! Hooray!

*waits for the massive amount of entrys and replys*

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PSYCHE! It totally is!

I bet you feel stupid now. (Put the bat down Kelly!!) You were all like "omg im gonna click this link and its gonna be some life altering amazing experience" and then WHAM you just got hit by the psyche hammer! (Hey I should use that line on girls) "Hey baby you are gonna be real impressed by this " *zip* PSYCHE!-- It looks like a baby carrot thats been left out in the rain

So yeah, this blog is about the oncoming nerd storm of awesome. The sheer whirlwind of happy, twirl around in your lederhosen and slap your rump roast while two supermodels have a pillow fight awesome. Im going to proclaim the games that have caught the awesome ones intrest this season (that would be me), why, and maybe just maybe there will be penguins involved.

Dragonage: Origins collecters edition is bought and paid for, waiting for me like the scrumptious little cherry tart that is. Despite my reservations and outright annoyance at their day one DLC fiasco im going ahead with the purchase. I am a huge WRPG fan, and Baldurs Gate 2: Shadows Of Amn is still probably my all time favorite game. For this I simply can't pass up on what is labeled its spitual succesor. And yes, I will buy the DLC on day one like the coporate whore that I am. Bioware is the only company I believe in enough to do this for. Im still irked about it though.

Borderlands is also a must purchase for me. Gorgeous graphics and looks to be a huge and varied game with lots of RPG and tactical battles and gear looting. This game looks amazing and its a shame most people are going to pass it over. Mark my words here and now, this will be a complete sales disaster of a game.

Assassins Creed II I was one of the biggest detractors around here in regards to the first game and its many annoyances (mainly the repitition) but having closely followed this one it seems to fix everything that was wrong with the first game and then some. My prediction is that this is going to be one of the best games of the year. Can't wait.

Modern Warfare 2 I have been following this one too. It seems they changed the respawning enemy design of the series so that right there means it will actually be good. The special ops mode looks like a lot of fun too. The graphics, story and online look very appealing. Im gonna break down and buy this one for sure. I need a good shooter.

And thats about it for me this year. Anything else will likley be a rental. Although ASAP im trying to get my hands on a PS3 so I can grab Uncharted 2, Demons Soul, Heavy Rain and God Of War 3. But with xmas coming its just not in the finances till after new years.

So are you looking forward to any of these games? No? You suck. Yes? Lets cuddle! Any other games grabbing your intrest this year? Whats hot and whats not for you?

And this brings us to the end of the blog. So sad, play time is over. Bid farewell till next time to the awesome one. But I did say something about penguins didnt I?

.....PSYCHE!!

(Kelly a crossbow?!!? Seriously?!?! OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOOO OOOOWWW MY BABY CARROT )