The toothbrush was invented in 1498

Warning: This bloF is dedicated to one very special person and I will adress her as you. If that makes any sense at all. I hope ya'll know what I mean

A random title for a very random girl Yes Jess, that's you

I've never told you that BUT your nickname reminds me of powerpuff girls and i call you piratepuff girl. Which now sounds very very weird but I actually do that. And I don't know why I never told you that

Jess, the weirdest of them all, you are a very very very special person in my life. I love you alot and I wanted to express that by writing this awesome blog

I'm very sorry because I'm a bit late (it's already 8th october in Aussieland) but I hope you won't mind

You are 17 now. Which is the same as me. But the only difference is, that I will be able to legally drink vodka in 2 and a half months, and you will still have to wait 350 something days muahahahaha (and no I don't know how many days a year has )

I'm hoping that next year around this time we will already know eachother in person because I'm kinda planing on flying to Aussieland in July or August for like a month. My mom said ok but I have to raise all the money myself we'll see how that goes ^^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS

I have only one present for you because the rest are coming with mail hopefully soon (I still didn't send them sorry ) I will tho! I gotta. Sorry, we gotta! (Me&Tjasa)

Here it is, my favourite drink ever! Keglevich strawberry vodka