A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silenttreatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied,"You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

This is a very good song by Boys Like Girls featuring Taylor Swift. It's called Two Is Better Than One, from the album Love Drunk.

I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life
And I thought hey
You know this could be something
'Cause everything you do and words you say
You know that it all takes my breath away

And now I'm left with nothing
So maybe it's true, that I can't live without you
Maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time, to figure out the rest of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two, is better than one

I remember every look upon your face,
The way you roll your eyes, the way you taste
You make it hard for breathing
'Cause when I close my eyes and drift away
I think of you and everythings okay
And finally now, believing

And maybe it's true, that I can't live without you
Well maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time, to figure out the rest of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two, is better than one

Yeah, yeah

I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life
And I thought hey

Maybe it's true, that I can't live without you
Maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time, to figure out the rest of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking

Oooh I can't live without you
'Cause baby two is better than one
There's so much time, to figure out the rest of my life
And I've figured out with all that's said and done
Two, is better than one

Two is better than one

I haven't been around here much as of late and most of that can be attributed to vacation, but a big factor has to be with my complete ineptitude to yield a single cohesive argument. No matter how much I read into a subject, my mind draws blanks whenever I'm replying to debate someone. My text field remains empty although my mind is spinning around without churning much cohesive thought that would be easily digested by the average viewer. I prefer simplicity but when a topic diverts from simplicity and becomes multi-faceted, I then can't keep my thoughts straight.

Some issues I believe I can argue decently, specifically superstition and abortion especially approached from a non-technical perspective. But hey, I'm not an embryologist so I have to yield to an expert on that field. I simply can't put into words what they first wrote. I'm capable, but for the life of me, my brain fails its capacity and I struggle immensely. I can't argue other technical subjects such as health care reform, global warming, or evolution. Some issues I can argue on but the rhetoric seems empty, as though I'm arguing a position that I necessarily shouldn't hold, such as my opposition to same-sex marriage. Maybe it's because I have no interest in the specifics; only the details concern me.

GameSpot's a horrible place for arguing anyway. The place is over-run by liberals, atheists, and liberal atheists that, for the most part, can't think for themselves, yet think of themselves as Freethinkers or of some variation of the term. Thinking for yourself involves critical thinking. It does not mean something you believe something because it's progressive or it's popular to do it or it's associated with an elitist way of thinking. That isn't critical thinking. There are some exceptions to this intellectual depravity. I find some liberals to be intellectually informed, even if I can't say it for myself why I believe they're wrong and thus misinformed.

I've got to be honest. I'm not the most intelligent user on these forums. So to think that I could take on multiple users in a debate is unbearable. I can't fathom that, because I simply don't have the tolerance to deal with that many people, that I just shrink. The irony is, is that I'm just as guilty of believing something just because someone in the national spotlight does so too, basically. Health care reform is a big issue that I need to be better acquainted with, yet my passive-aggression lures me but repels me at the smell of details, and I immediately resign from my search, still believing myself to be a critical thinker, which I'm not.

GameSpot's not even a decent place to argue. There are too many users who can't even spell, whose typing errors are so common, that I have to ignore their post completely in most cases. The problem is is that I don't know many forums that don't have these occurrences. It's as if I'm stuck with GameSpot because I feel as though I'm married to the site thanks in part to this wedding ring, my account. Another irony is that I find myself in agreement with certain GameSpot users a lot in many situations that I feel compelled not to respond to threads because they give their response in much better words than I do. Tsk, tsk. Oh well.