Ah, Mass Effect. The game that impressed so many that is was destined to have a sequel from the beginning. For every wide-eyed child who is an RPG aficionado, E3 was where it was at. "Is Sheppard dead? Is he missing? No…wait I just saw him in that trailer. Hmm there he is again in that game play video". Yes many a Mass Effect fan watched those trailers enthralled with any bit of information they could obtain; the sheer excitement building inside them for the next installment of their favorite new RPG. Ahh Bioware sure DID know how to make a game.
I'm not gonna lie….I really detested the first Mass Effect. Why? The Characters: Bland. The Story: unremarkable. Game Play/ Battle System: FAIL. Side Quests: Same crap over and over again. Transportation: Seriously…. who can say they liked the Mako Rover? The only good thing I can say about the first Mass Effect was the graphics and voice acting. Other than that just an overall crummy game. Now I'm not saying if you liked the first game you're an idiot, I'm just simply stating my opinion. I won't even think less of you if your one of the many who are looking forward to this game. I simply like poking fun at a game I did not even remotely like. Now since you can probably guess I'm not going to purchase the second Mass Effect, I made a list of things I would rather have than Mass Effect 2; a substitute for it if you will.
1) A sequel to Star Wars: Republic Commando
2) A New Megaman X game that is similar the older ones
3) A Gundam game that is not done with the Dynasty Warrior approach.
4) The New Red Dead Revolver game
5) The GTA expansions
6) A decent Sonic game where he dies in the end to prevent all sonic sequels
7) Duke Nukum Forever
8] A New Rock Revolution game haha jk
9) A new Peter Jackson Project, it doesn't matter if its a movie or game because whatever that man touches turns to gold!
10) A new Tom Clancy franchise
11) A challenging Guitar Hero game; similar to Guitar Hero 3 Also: a new Guitar Hero controller that doesn't suck
12) A copy of Fallout: New Vegas, or a new Elder Scrolls game would be nice too
13) StarCraft 2
14) A Crysis game ported to consoles
15) A Cookie
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