This year we went the extra mile, extra mile wearing a pumpkin and a shoe...only. Thats right, some 30+ put a pumpkin on the head, all nude and just rushed the streets, lmao, it was really cold i can tell u that. I had some problems, apart from being nude, my pumpkin was not properly cut, i had no idea where the f*** i was going. After some 20 minutes of running, a whistle came, followed by 5 more, that my friends is not a good sign, it was the cops, still not sure as i seriously not sure where i was going. Then someone shouted "Cops! RRRRUUUN!". The cops thought we were some nutjobs, well... they were seeing nuts thats for sure. God this couldn't get any worse, now i seriously couldn't pull out the pumpkin otherwise they would see my face, also the pumpkin was rotting, ugh. I somehow manage to end up in an alleyway and hid the entire night in a Dumpster (nude). I had surprisingly good sleep, and plotted my way back to my home, it was 6 am. I went over a small wall, over some hedges and came to a house, the streets were empty probably because everyone was tired after the party, or there was a curfew for that....incident. Anyways nearly there, then the door opened, an old black lady came out, she nearly got a heart attack when she saw the first thing in the morning was nuts, not the kind she would like. I had no words for it, i took the paper she came for and covered as much as I could and ran.
Sure it didn't exactly go according to plan, but it was absolutely worth it. I was so tired, i took shower for 2 hrs straight. Then a call came from the police station, two of my friends called me and that they were not that lucky. So i had to bail them out, it was nothing serious, just a night in jail.