A Back to School Dilemma (and a nasty one, at that)

Well, it's the night before I must return to that dreaded place known as school. I hope everyone had a safe and happy Labor Day weekend, for it's pretty much the last one of the summer. Mine went just fine...laying on the beach, playing lots of volleyball, and riding my bike until sweat was literally running in a stream down my back. I know, what a great mental image that gives you, right??

Ah yes, everything was going great....until tonight. All of a sudden my eyes have turned a nasty shade of pink and they burn like crazy. Then of course there is the nasty goop that keeps coming out of them (there I go again with the mental images, sorry folks). And they itch like crazy hell!! I think I have pink eye!!! What the %^&$ am I supposed to do when school starts tommorow?? As if I really want to go back looking like the living dead. And what if it's contagious?? GAH!!!

I...am...so...screwed. Any comments you could leave to try and get me out of my nasty-eyed depression will be greatly appreciated.