This is for a few people on System Wars. The rest of you may skip this.

The name "Frags-o-Plenty" was a whimsical choice. It was picked for comedic purposes, specifically relating to satire.

My god, someone on the internet has a sense of humor.

Using my name to illustrate the pulled-out-of-arse "fact" that I'm a twelve-year-old kid who thinks he's "all that" and can "WTFPWN" everybody is void. Deal with it, and attack my arguments rather than me.

A: "Jeff Gerstmann always has a plan!" -- Pre-E3'07 OTS show.

And gamers from all over the community have a bone to pick with CNET. Most of you who are reading this already know what I'm referring to, and while this blog has little to no argumental power... I'm just hoping that the crotchety old farts over at CNET start seeing how much Jeff's name pops up on their website. And then I hope they start to panic. Actually, I wish a whole lot worse on them, but I won't get into that for now. All I want to say is this, along with a chorus of others: bring Jeff back. Now. I don't give a damn about how juvenille that sounds, Jeff is what's holding this place together... or was, at any rate. Have fun sitting on your crumbling empire, CNET. I'll be there to help it fall a little faster.

As many might have guessed by my recent change of avatar, I have recently jumped on the Crysis fan bandwagon. By recently, I mean somethere for about six months now. And for the longest time, I've had a collector's edition of the game pre-ordered at my local EB Games (the only place to buy a game within about 50 miles of this backwater commune.) Now, brick-and-mortar stores have never really had the greatest reputation, though since someone else has got up on the Soapbox about that, I'll let his rant cover that section (I'm not linking it, by the way. Go look it up for yourself.) Instead, I'm just going to go into a rant about how much I hate my local game retailer. Actually, my sentiment can probably be summarized into a single line.

If you have 56 people pre-ordeing the game in a community of 10 000 (note: large percentage,) then make sure THAT YOU ORDER THE BLOODY THING WHEN IT'S RELEASED SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS FOR YOUR NEXT SHIPMENT TO ARRIVE, YOU [Insert generic offensive term here]S!!!

On the lighter side of things, my Core 2 Quad CPU just arrived early. The Canadian Postal service has my admiration and respect for about the next half hour.