Well, you know that photo blog? Here's another one. Click on images then click on it again to enlarge it. Some would call that double clicking, but you have to wait for the page to load. Or squint a lot.
If the people that lived in that house saw this they'd be pissed. Actually, they'd be too stoned to be pissed. (Of course, considering the amount of drink they take in they'd be pissed now!)*
Why the hell is it so hard to focus something well when you're staring into light? Oh yeah BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING BLINDED! The loss of eye sight was worth it IMO, of course now i can't appreciate the beauty of the photo. Oops.
You might think it's strange that I'm repeatedly showing this photo, but it's to demonstrate what it looks like through their eyes; when you're tripping the world's constantly changing!
Okay, this is probably illegal. Not taking the photo, but writing "Foolz" on somebody's front wall.
As you can see they're finally beginning to build roads in Australia. I'm not a fan of it. I saw a car going past yesterday and almost had a heart attack at its speed. It must've been doing at least 50!
Red and Blue. What you can't see is me prying open the car's caboose with a crow bar. The car alarm didn't go off. Take that progress! There was LSD inside. It must've belonged to the people in that house.
HOLY CRAP! A FREAKING LASER JUST DROVE PAST! What the hell was in that LSD? It's not meant to make you see **** like that!
Bad trip, man, bad trip! I can see a freaking ghost, and it's not like those normal ghosts, it's a possum, and I'm like I thought only people could be ghosts cause only people can go to heaven, and then like it disappeared and I thought that maybe it was a midget, and then liked I swallowed my tongue.
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I'm freaking out! I can taste my own tongue, and it tasted like progress. I think I'm going to vomit!
Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! It's getting darker, and he's getting more visible. Oh Jesus (forgive me father!) he must be possessing me!
I can feel him inside my body, and he's, and he's...Oh God no!
What the hell was that? Is that an angel? Am I dead, oh God!
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*I'm just kidding! I don't know these people. This isn't slander because it isn't true! Or is that what makes it slander?
P.S. I posted this blog using the arm rest of a leather arm chair as my mouse pad. Next time I will use your mother's bareback, and I will do so bareback. (It's kinda hard to use a mouse with a condom on it.)
Comments
nice photo'ing skills
On another note, you have a fair knack for picture taking. Pray tell, who are the two looking forward to this blog? You and thee?
I am afraid I would be banned for that one! You wouldn't believe what goes on at sea world these days. I'm all for immigration, but what those Asian tourists do is animal abuse. :X
@monkeyd_93
We haven't quite progressed technologically to be able to sustain a zombie outbreak yet, but we're hoping to have by the year 2500! @aaronmullan
I'll take that as a compliment!
@doc18
ICWUTUDIDTHAR!
@mprezzy
I must admit that that did make it a little harder than expected! I had to use the lubricant after all!
It was Turbo-Evil and Brain20035, and seemingly doc18! It's always good to under estimate. Unless you're underestimating the amount of vaccine you need to stop the inevitable zombie apocalypse. @johnsteed7Wrong, I'm the type of person that will steal it.
@kingkilla3:
Was that at about 5:15 on a Saturday morning three weeks ago? I believe that's when he found me. The bastard just wanted to shine in my eyes! Luckily a cat chased him away or I would have beeen permanently blinded.
I'm not sure which is more awesome!
@Twisted14
Thank you! There are many more, but they can be quite annoying to upload! I will try some more in the future, but the next blog will probably be an expose about racism in Charlie Caplin shorts!
@mprezzy
Well, the important thing is that I've tried it now. It doesn't matter with who! It's always good to get the first tiem out of the way, you know? I think that's what they teach you in computer science these days, anyway. I just wish they taught you how to put the condom on the mouse properly. It's more challenging than you might think.
Thanks!
@just_nonplussed
Yup! In fact today on the way home from the football I photographed quite a few people! Most without their knowing, but somebody on a tram stop didn't look too pleased about it! Well, they should've stepped out of the frame, shouldn't they?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not more!
Well, one more, but it'll be a bit different!
But what about withdrawal? Won't I feel much much worse? @parthohaque
Indeed, we all dream of seeing Jamie's front door for ourselves!
I'll take it as a compliment too! Hmm, the roaring sound of the engine probably drowned tnhat out, so it's hard to be sure!
Thank you!
Turbo-Evil