First of all, I want to say that I'm glad so many of you Harry Potter fans liked those gags I posted in my last two blogs. I can you didn't see the message I posted below the last one, I did not create those. I came across them on the Internet, and they were made by a girl who goes by kellyannthevampire. Credit goes to HER!

Now, another thing...because I like to share jokes with people, I just have to share one with you guys that I heard at work today. There are mostly adults there and dirty jokes often get passed around..and this one might be funnier to adults or older kids, but I had to share it with you all...

*President Obama decided he was no longer going to overpay the military veterans who needed to retire. He decided that they would get $1,000 for each inch of skin they had on their bodies. The military veterans all went to get measured for to find out how much money they would receive.

The first man went in to get measured from his head to his feet. He was 72" long, so he got 72 thousand dollars.

The second man went in to get measured, and he chose to be measured with his arms spread out, and for his money to be equivalent to the length from the tips of left fingers to his right. It was a whopping 82 inches long, and so of course he got 82 thousand dollars.

The third man went to be measured, and he chose to be measured a bit...differently. He wanted to be measured from his p***s to the tip of his b****s. People told him he would not get much money that way, but that was how he wanted it.

So he took of his trousers and one guy began to measure him. As he measured the you-know-what however, he noticed something and became quite startled.

Measuring Man: Sir, where are your b****s?!

Third Man: They're in Vietnam. START MEASURING BUDDY!

Now, the last thing I want to mention, I promise. This may sound REALLY STUPID, but it was scaring me and I had to get it off my chest. You see, for the past couple of years, I've been dealing with really strange spasms of pain on the right side of my chest. It never occurs while I'm exercising...I could be sitting here, for example (and this has happened) and the pain comes, and I never know why. I try to press my hand where I feel it, but it doesn't go away. I usually have to lay down with hand pressed at the bad area and inhale with deep breaths, clearing my mind of all thoughts. I now might be doing yoga on the WiiFit to help with stress and anxiety, so I can quit worrying and deal with the problem. I was upset right before I got on here because I had pain and it wouldn't go away, and I had an even worse spell earlier in the day. I did some research online and thought I might have a problem where certain chest muscles don't get enough of oxygen-pumped blood. However, I got lightheaded from reading about it and had to get off. I won't say anything because I've had blood taken a lot over the past couple of years and there's nothing wrong with me! I don't want to waste my time at a doctor...oooh I have to stop now. I'm getting lightheaded.