I'm actually listening to "Pretty fly for a white guy" while typing this blog, I LIKE TO MULTI TASK.

I'm in that house in Ras al khairmah again and they have internet. I was in oman before but I came here to renew my visa or something I don't understand really, i'm just a kid, only 13. And I'll be here for a week.

I really miss Gta IV, I have it for the PS3. HEY, that reminds me I wanted to ask if any of you guys have GTA IV for the PS3 so we could play together when I get back, but it will take a long time before I play with you guys. I think c-l-a-s-s-i-c player has it for PS3. I really miss the sand box Sty!e gameplay, YOU CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING!

I have A LOT of blog ideas, I might get through them this week. Here are all my blog ideas.

- My new series which will be called "My opinion on CN shows (MOOCNS)- Some CN show: My opinion" where I talk about my opinion on all the CN shows I've seen and actually remember.

-Pun time (2): Everyone liked the first pun time, Might as well make a second one.

-Top ten dumbest ideas for shows

-Top ten things I hate to see in peoples reviews

-NEVER GO TO ARAB COUNTRIES!

And some others that I forgot

Haven't been on tv.com for some time. Can't find internet.

Even though I forgot I had a tv.com account from August 13, 2007 to Dec 25, 2007 and again from Dec 25, 2007 to Feb 8, 2007 and didn't track anybody till March 10 I still find this to be a great YEAR instead of a several months.

I'm actually now in oman instead of UAE but I'll tell you all about what happen in a month or so. I don't have any internet so I had to go to costa coffee. But I'm not going back to this place for internet now that I know it costs something instead of nothing. So there going to ask later for their 2 Rials which is like 20 dollars in america and canada. So I'm going to sneak away when there not looking.

Let's see what I accomplished this year

55 reviews (56 if you count the squirrel boy review which was erased because of false reasons)

55 blogs posts (I didn't start blogging till March 2008 )

78 friends (I was hoping to make it to 100 before this day )

2 submissions (yeah they were denied but I dont really care anymore)

413 forum posts (why is 413 if I only posted about 7 times? They were all erased by tv.com staff and I care about that )

So I didn't accomplish much but you bet your a$$ I would of got much more if I didn't start blogging and tracking people in march. At least I got a lot of reviews! And I hope to triple the amount of things I did this first year.

I'll be back soon. BYE!

This actually happened last night and will go down in my life as the weirdest dream ever. Well at least until it's topped by another one.

So it started out with me dieing and I went to heaven(YEAH!). So I popped up in a cloudy place that had palm trees and bushes in random places. I saw a building that looked like the temple of hephaestos but shorter and the roof was folded in half. Then I saw this really hot nurse. I yelled and yelled but she didn't hear me. So I tried to slap her back but I can't control my arm really well in the dream world so I accidently smacked her butt (SCORE!)

She didn't turn around though. So I saw this other lady and she was crying. So I asked....

Explode50: What's wrong?

And she wiped her tears and finally came out and said the most unbelievable thing I'll ever heard

Lady: GOD RAPED ME!

WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!!!!!!!

So I finally left her and then said I want to go back on the earth for a short time with all the wishes I can get.

So I magically fell in some weird city that kinda looked konoha but with a few building and sky scrapers. So I was standing right near a building and it had 3 long belconies. And I saw 2 people sitting there and found out it was naruto and sakura.

So I asked for the ability to fly and what I got was what I wanted. But how I flew was the most retarded way ever. Do you wanna know how I flew?

How to fly:

You take your hand and you shake it up and down repeatedly without moving your arm up and down. Try it and it will fill like your hand is loose. Now do it with both hands and put them at your sides. Then push yourself up from the ground and you fly!

I heard naruto and sakura and naruto was saying

Naruto: Hey sakura. There's something I want to tell you

I wanted to know what was going on so I made that special third eye Gaara makes and threw it up to see naruto and sakura talking. It turns out they were doing there science homework like they go to regular school. I also asked for the ability to read minds. So he continued while talking while blushing

Naruto: I was wondering...if you would........if you would.....

Sakura: In her mind: If he's asking me to go out with him I'll clobber him...

So I started flying in that retarded way all the way up to them

Naruto: If you would go on a d....

Explode50: HEY NARUTO, HEY SAKURA!

They screamed, and I apologized for scaring them. I also made the third eye go away.

Explode50: So how are you guys doing?

Sakura: How do you know us?

Explode50: That's not important, so.....

Then naruto was giving me a weird look like he wanted me to leave so he could ask her on a date (I know cause I could read minds). So I said...

Explode50: Sooooooooo I guess I should be hitting the road.

Naruto in a gloomy voice: yes you should.....

Sakura: WAIT!

Explode50: What?

Sakura: Why do you have a bag of beans on your back?

Explode50: WHAT, I DO!

And then it ended like that. I had no Idea why I had a bag of beans on my back. Thanks for reading and another new top ten is coming on it's way. Man I keep pumping those things out left and right. Just like tv.com with there TOS's.