10/16/09

"Hey everyone guess what I am."

Alright so after 70 years Archie is finally getting married and that's all fine and good but it means that I have to add another comic onto my list. And it's not even for my collection. My mom found out about this last week so she ended up driving me to one of the comic stores to pick up Archie#600 and 601 and on Wednesday #602 comes out so I'm gonna have to pick it up as well. But I don't think she's read the comic in years.

"The end result of a drunken grope fest?"

10/10/09

"Oh my God you killed Kenny!"

Ok so I say this on a profile page on fanfiction.net enjoy.

Homophobia is wrong - Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in Britain.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Unfortunately I can't remember whose profile it was.

"You bastard!"

9/29/09

"And with the shocking news now is a midget in a bikini."

Wow its been a long time since my last blog post. So heres some news on my life. I am now 18 so WOOT and I am officially a full time employee which beats watching daytime TV and there's more money for comics. Next, I have started archery because of the Robin Hood movies (1938 starring Errol Flynn and 1991 starring Kevin Costner). Some blame for this also falls on the comic characters Green Arrow and Hawkeye. But I'm starting to get better(even hitting the target most of the time.) And I've started reading the Batman comics (now that the original ones 'dead' of course.)

"Thanks Midget with the shocking report."

-Evil Saint