Actually not the red rings of death, but just as useless. After spending two weeks in San Francisco working from our US office, I was looking forward to some quality time with my console and some of the games that had come out recently but I hadn't had time to play.
Alas, last night at around 3am (jetlag is a ******) my console decided it wasn't to be, and started freezing everytime I turned it on. Sometimes it would even get as far as loading the game, and enticingly let me play for a couple of seconds before throwing a wobbly. Mainly it would just freeze on the opening logo.
Tried turning it off for a while, unplugging the hard drive, unplugging live, and all those useless things you do to try to prove that there's actually nothing wrong before giving up and calling their support line.
Me: My 360 broke. It keeps freezing.
Helpline guy: What's the serial number, your name, and your address?
I tell him.
Helpline guy: Ok, so you need to get a plain box and package up the 360, no cables or hard drive or anything.
Me: I still have the original box. Can I put it in that?
Helpline guy: No.
Me: Why not? I don't have a plain box.
Helpline guy: Then you'd better buy one. They won't take it in the original box.
Me: Why not?
Helpline guy: Because they won't.
Me: Hmmm.... Ok, so can they pick it up today?
Helpline guy: It'll be two or three working days.
Me: Oh, in that case, can you put down my work address if they come tomorrow or Friday and my home address if they come Saturday?
Helpline guy: No.
Me: Uh, why not? Most people are at work Monday to Friday and at home at weekends, are they not? I don't think that's a particularly strange request.
Helpline guy: There's only room on the system for one address. If they come earlier, just phone them and tell them to come on a Saturday.
Me: And presuming I ever manage to get hold of 'them', when can I expect my console back?
Helpline guy: Two to three weeks.
Me: (heavy sarcasm) That's great, thanks.
Helpline guy: (conspiratorially) Mine died last Friday too, so I'm in the same boat.
Absolutely brilliant.
[EDIT--I've had my 360 just over 2 months.]
Comments
on the HD console war i would be leaning to buy a 360 but all these reports of broken 360, along with the numerous "funny" CRM lines that fly from Help Centers, can make one oh so frightened!! So far my only console, a weewee, has managed to do allright! Aren't these high failure rates hurting 360 sales?!?
They only tell you you cant send it in the original box because they cant gaurentee that you'll get that same box back. In fact, you wont. The returns come in special boxes. I sent my console back in the original box (just wrapped it up in brown post paper).
Boz:
Yea I packed the rest of the box with sweets and crisps and had it back within 17 days. A friend of a friend sent his off 2 days after mine and it took 6 weeks for his console to arrive back. And this was early december, 360 Death Season!
Another interested experience (in the loosest sence of the word) was my power adaptor died 2 weeks ago. After much tearing open plugs and cutting plastic i rang 360 support and told them the light on the transformer wasnt lighting at all (this is imporant, as a red light means its just the cable). The tech lady then said shed send out another one to me (after just 1 question) and low and behold 3 days later a brand new adaptor (cable, transformer, the works!) arrived in my door. Very handy if you move your console around and could use an extra adaptor!
Ive had mine since early '06 about a month after launch and its working fine. Just hope i dont jinx it now since im currently playing Lost Odyssey witch is awesome.
And two, they don't want to advertise the contents of the box incase it gets stolen in transit.
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