Vlad: But Danny! On the bad side you get to wear black! And the cape! Girls dig the cape!

Fairly Oddparents

Sam: Oy! Verse!

Hercules (Disney Movie)

Skulker: I don't have a problem with killing

Seed of Chucky

Tucker: What's going on here? Who's the monkey?
Sam: Danny's gone back to challenge Skulker.
Valerie: Who's got a Skulker?
Sam: No no. It's his uncle.
Tucker: The monkey's his uncle?

The Lion King

Sam: *Hugging Danny* OH DANNY! I'm so glad you're alright!
Danny: I knwo! But you don't have to choke me to prove it!

Digimon: The Movie

Danny: Why are you watching this? It's drek and you know it! What no clever comment? No immegriate defense of this crap?

Danielle: Commerical! *Kicks danny's shin* I'm gonna get some grahm crackers.

Family Guy: Road to Europe.

*About DD and a lap dance*

Box Ghost: Come on Dark Dan it's gotta be you! I'm married, Skultech's got foot order, and Johnny's dead from the waist down!

Johnny: *A stripper is dancing in front of him* OH! WHY DO YOU BRING ME HERE?!

Sam: You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get. Your life however is more like a box of... active hand-grenades!

Youngblood: Cut my eggs!
Parrot: [does so] Your eggs are cut, sir.
Youngblood: Cut my milk!
Parrot: I can't sir! It's liquid!
Youngblood: IMBECILE! Freeze it, then cut it! Question me again, I'll put you on diaper detail, and I promise I won't make it easy for you!

Jack: (Asleep): Jeni, oh Jeni. Don't stop.

Maddie (Glares)

Jack:Oh Richard Jeni, your HBO comedies have brought delight to millions.

(Maddie lies down and starts to sleep)

Jack: And what a sweet ass.

Family Guy

*Reffering to the Ghost King*

Sam: Well maybe you haven't heard: there's a new ghost king, the old one is dead.

Danny: Yeah! We already kicked his sorry ass.

Jack: He didn't die! He was reborn...into a new sorry ass.

Dark Dan (as he pulls out a business card and hands it to Phoebe) My cell phone's on the back in case your sister changes her mind.
Ember: Dark Dan, huh? Since when do killers have cell phones?
Dark Dan: You think that's bad? I've got a taxi waiting out front. Call me.

Jazz: Paranormal goods? My brother is a paranormal good? That is just sick and twisted

Danny: Read my lips! Is there anything in here that will get our senses back?
Tucker: Danny, I can't hear you!
Danny: Ugh! What do we do?
(Sam, who cannot speak, holds up a sign that says "Kill Monkey")
Tucker: Sam is proposing violence against the monkey.
Danny: Well, I'm inclined to agree, but I really think the monkey is the least of our worries.
Tucker: Yeah, I didn't hear what you just said, but if you're wondering who's behind this, I was about to look in the book.
(Danny give a the thumbs up sign)

Jazz (to Danny about Ghostly Wail): Before you learn how to use that promise me you'll play baseball and football and do lots of other normal things

Sam(covers her eyes trying to get a deaged Danny to play peek-a-boo): Where's Danny? There he is. Where's Danny? There he is.
Dany pays no attention, and remains looking at the other half ghost child.
Sam: It's no use. (to the other child) Bad ghost, very bad ghost.

Meg 13 (OC): If Kitty and Johnny don't screw, I'm screwed!

(After Possessed Dani attacks him)
Danny: Damn it!
Tucker: Are half-ghost even allowed to swear?
Danny: No, but cousins are. Especially ones whose cousin just tried to kill them.


Charmed.

Tucker(After Drinking Beer): Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!
D
Danielle: Can I have some of that beer?
Sam: I think not.

Tucker: Who lit Danielle on fire?

Jazz (after Danny and Sam fall in the fountain): Aww, they're so cute together.
Sam: You two are such... UGH!

Danielle: So that's why we are drinking tea. To calm the mind.
Vlad: Oh, good point. I mean, yes.

Sam: Tucker!
Tucker: (Jumps off of ghost) How did you guys get out?
Danny: Just like the legend says. We let love lead the way.
Tucker: Really? We let huge, ferocious beasts lead our way.

Ember: Hey, I remember that line of the song! (Gets her banjo and stands in the front of the cave and sings) AND DIE!!

Ghost 1 (as the wheel is spinning to determine Danny's fate): C'mon, torture machine!
Ghost 2: Eaten by bears!
Ghost 3: Razor pit!
Sam: Community service! Please stop on community service!

Maddie: That's what mom's are like. If you mess with their babies, they're gonna bite you back.

Young Jazz: Mom, can you make Danny play with us? We need equal teams for a game.
Young Danny : I'm not cart-wheeling!
Young Jazz (annoyed): You won't have to. Cart-wheeling's not a game, dumb-dumb.

Danny: This is Cujo, my flying dog
Tucker: Yeah...and this is Sam, my flying friend

Sam: This ship has haunted my tribe since Grandma was a little girl. It was part of the ghosts' first attacks.
Danny: Okay, back up. I have friends all over the world even in the ghost zone. I've never seen any war.
Sam: Danny how long were you in that iceberg.
Danny: I don't know, a few days maybe?
Sam: I think it was more like a hundred years.

Sam: We have to go after that ship, Tucker. Danny saved put tribe, now we have to save him.
Tucker: Sam, I...
Sam: Why can’t you realize that he’s on our side?! I know you don’t like Danny, but we owe him!
Tucker: Sam! Are you gonna talk all day or are you coming with me?
Sam: Oh, Tucker! Thank you!
Tucker: Get in. We’re going to save your boyfriend.
Sam: He’s not my...
Tucker: Whatever.

Skulker: The Welp is on Kyoshi Island?
(leaves the screen)
Vlad (reaching for Skulker's fish): Are you going to finish that?
Skulker: I was going to save it for later! (takes his fish with him)

Dark Dan: But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.
Fright Knight: My liege, do you mean the good chamber or the bad chamber.
Dark Dan: The newly refurbished chamber.
Fright Knight: Wait, umm which one are we talking about?
Dark Dan: The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing, that is. Of course, we’ve been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uhh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!

Danny (talking about Skulker): We can't just leave him.
Tucker: Sure we can! Let's go.

Jazz (to Danny): Did you hear me? I just gave you good news, you should be happy, excited, grateful. I just gave you great news.
Vlad: I'm sure your brother just needs--
Jazz: Don't interrupt, Uncle

Danny: C'mon Skultech, you gotta help me find Dan. (Gets on Skultech) Yip-yip! (Nothing happens) Oh, I guess that doesn't work with you

Tucker: No! No! Bad ghost zone baby! (referring to Baby Aged Pariah)


(AVATAR)

Star: She brings home a sword...if you ask me she should've brought home a m-
Danny: Excuse me. Does Manson, Sam live here?
(Star and Jazz point inside)
Danny: Thank you
Star: Whoo! Sign me up for the next war!

Sam: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Star: Would you like to stay forever?!
MULAN

Jazz: (Maddie's Body): IM OLD!
Maddie: (Jazz's Body): I beg your pardon?
Jazz: OH I"M LIKE THE CRYPT CREEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freaky Friday.

Sam: Evil beware. We have waffles.

Paulina: (To Sam) You fight like a boy.

Sam: This party is pointless.
Gregor: Everything's pointless. Wanna go talk about it?

Sam: But -
Danny: Shhhh!!
Sam: I don't think -
Danny: Shhhhh!
Tucker: What are we all hiding for?
Danny: Shhhhhhhh!!!!! (Realizes it's Tucker) Tucker!!! You can't be Tucker!!!!
Tucker: (Confused) I can't?

(Tucker & Danny look at Sam upside down)
Pink Sam: Hey, guys. What's up?
Tucker: (Realizes he's upside down) I don't know anymore

Tucker: And where have you been?! Shopping for robes?! (Sad Sam starts to cry) Whoa! Easy there. I didn't mean it!

Trigon (Jeremy) :being in this entire dimension falls down to worship Trigon the Terrible!

Danny: Sam, it's me, Danny... remember?
Young Sam: I'm lost...
Danny: I know... but I found you. You don't need to be afraid anymore. I can help you...


Teen Titans

Johnny confronts Vlad for the first time]
Vlad: You must be 13. That remarkable metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it?
Johnny: What do you want with me?
Vlad: My dear boy, whoever said I wanted you?
[Johnny looks at Sam]

Sam: [tracing the passage along a map] Niagra Falls... up the Canadian Rockies, and then... it's only a few hundred miles to Anchorage.
Kwan: Won't it be kinda cold?
Sam: Well, that's the point, stupid, otherwise it wouldn't be an adventure!

Youngblood: Don't you people ever die?

X-Men: 1

Johnny: Got any beer?
Danny: This is a school.
Johnny: So that's a no?
Danny: Yeah, that's a no.
Johnny: Well, do you have anything other than chocolate milk?

Mrs. Madeline Fenton: [to Danny] Have you ever tried... not being a mutant?

they're playing thumb war]
Danny: You're so dead.
Sam: No, you're dead.
[they get closer and Bobby leans in for a kiss]
Sam: I don't want to hurt you.
Danny: I'm not afraid.

X2

Tucker: It's following Danielle around. Like it's some kind of streaker.
Danny: TUCKER! You mean stalker!

Danny: Go, fenton thermos!
*Sam and Tuck Faint*
Danny: Oh sorry. Go doughnut!

Pokemon.

Danny: Well get this Jazzy-pants a bullet sounds the same in every ****ing launage so stick a ****ing sock in it you cow!

Fireman: the fire was caused by these stress relief candles.
Other Fireman: Irony.

Danny: Did they ever unfreeze walt disney?
Dan: Oh, unfortunatly.

Doctor: Welcome back Mr. Disney.
Disney: Are the jews gone yet?
Doctor: No.
Disney: Put me back in.

Stewie Griffin: the Untold Story.

Jack: Jack not know meaning of word defeat. Jack not know meaning of most words, but espically not defeat and Jack will stay here and fight as long as Jack's name is...*Hit with a coconut* Herb!


Danielle: This is Wulf.
Sam: Why do they call him Wulf? *Wulf licks her face*

Danielle: Because when he gets nervous he does that.

George of the Jungle 2

Skulker: Take that back! You sorry son of a

Butch: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

George of the Jungle