Check em' out!

1st: *Danny fires him beam and a crash is heard*

Voice: CUT!
Danny: What I do?
Butch: I didn't say anything...who said that?!

Seth MacFarlene: I did, Butch.

Brian: You just ruined our scene. God! And I was..I..I...I was all set to huh...what was I doing?

Stewie: Great the dogs a ectohead as well as a cokehead! Damn you all to hell!

Seth/Butch: *Sigh* No swearing in Nicktoons!

2nd: CF
*Freakshow falls through the train car roof but lands in the car where Stewie and Brian are performing Road to Rhode Island*

Brian: What the...why are you here you idiot?!

Freakshow: ME?! I work on this show! Why are you here?

Stewie: Well when the so-called star of your show blew up the wall to our studio he broke our train so we used yours.

Freakshow: Oh...okay then, want to get some beer?

Brian: Yeah sure I'm down with that.

*They walk off and both Seth and Butch groan*

Stewie: Now what? *Sees Ember and blushes* It seems my wee-wee has been striken with rigor motis again...oh well. *Runs up to Ember* Hey sweetcakes...you like my package? Yeah God delivered it nice an big like I like it and well yeah...you like music cause I can...I can sing good baby.

Ember: *Shreiks and flys away*

Stewie: Wait! E-Mail me! My address is loismustdie@Yahoo.com! Or call me at 555-2402!

3rd: SW:

Jazz: We know something they don't know
Danny: I get it! Can we let it die now?
Pennywise: HEY! I GOT FEELINGS TOO YA KNOW!
Butch: CUT!

4th: *When Jazz and Danny are about to fight*

Stewie: Hello, Danny. Stewie, Stewie Griffin. I wish to help you with your sister problem if you help me with my half-brother Bertram. Deal?

Danny: Uh....sure?

Meanwhile:

Bertram: In exchange for leading me to Stewie I will destroy your enemie! Okay?

Jazz: Whatever.

Butch: CUT! Stewie! Bertram! Get back to your show before either a. Your mother's kill me or B. Seth does!

5th: RS

Title: Rain Storm!
Picture: Normal
Butch: Cut! It's REIGN Storm you idiots REIGN STORM! AS IN SOMEONE REIGNING A PLACE! CHANGE IT

6th:
Take 2
Title: Reign Storm!
Picture: Weather Man Pointing to Rain Cloud
Butch: CUT! YOU WERE RIGHT WITH THE FIRST PICTURE!
Screen-Dude: Well you told us to change it!

7th:
DCMH
Danny: You're pretty...
Sam: Want to make-out?
Danny: Sure!
*They do so*
Butch: CUT! CROWBAR!
*Goes to hit D/S but crowbar goes flying out of his hands*
Crowbar: For gods sake! Stop using me to hit children! It's illegal to harm children and more importantly IT HURTS MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Flys away*
Danny: So theres no crowbar?
Butch: No.
Danny: In that case...
Butch: In that case if you and Sam start making out again I'll use a brick instead.
Sam/Danny: Eeep!