Brilliant title, huh ? Beckett, in Watt. I did hesitate between that and "How hideous is the semi-colon.", though. But then I thought it might sound a little morbid, and we don't want that, do we ?
Anyway. Three days left, and then I'll be home. HOOOOME. No more cockroaches. Does that seem shallow ? Pee on you. 
You start to see them in a totally different light when they take over your kitchen. It STINKS of roaches. There are more roaches in my kitchen than knives in my drawers. Seriously.
Crap, I'm not into the mood for a long, witty, soulful article anymore.
Bleepin' cockroaches.
They even vitiate my blog entries.