Brilliant title, huh ? Beckett, in Watt. I did hesitate between that and "How hideous is the semi-colon.", though. But then I thought it might sound a little morbid, and we don't want that, do we ?

Anyway. Three days left, and then I'll be home. HOOOOME. No more cockroaches. Does that seem shallow ? Pee on you. You start to see them in a totally different light when they take over your kitchen. It STINKS of roaches. There are more roaches in my kitchen than knives in my drawers. Seriously.

Crap, I'm not into the mood for a long, witty, soulful article anymore.

Bleepin' cockroaches.

They even vitiate my blog entries.

"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that... I'm far too busy being delicious" -- Judge Fudge

HEY...

144 days

3456 hours

204360 minutes

12441600 seconds

JULY 25th.

#1 Gillian Anderson

"Paranormal sizzler. There are women whose sexiness hits you like a sledge-hammer, and then there are those who work on you gradually- until one day you realize you would happily trade a kidney for one night with them. The "X-Files" Gillian Anderson is one of these women."

FHM supplement 1996... GA is voted SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD, out of 100 sublime contestants.

I say wow.