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Thursday, Feb 23, 2006
Nimmy was on his own when Timmy and Jimmy died. Everday he would think...(Why, why, why...why didn't I take there money out of there pockets)....but then something came to Nimmy. He decided to make a formula to bring Timmy and Jimmy back to life. So he could beat the crap out of them, kill them, and then take their money. Nimmy went straight to work....Days go by as he adds more things to his potion...like...salt...sugar...Timmy's dad...Jimmy's dad...the guy from F.R.I.E.N.D.S...a toilet...and so on............Finally!!....the potion was finished. As Nimmy walked towards the undressed body of Jimmy, who had two p**is's...Nimmy trips and drops the entire potion on the undressed body of Timmy, who had no p**is...Jimmy wakes up and notices Nimmy on top of him...Jimmy gets the idea that Nimmy wanted hot love...but instead...a shot in the head. Timmy then came back to life, but only lived for a few seconds...due to all the glass (which was the potion) that cut up his entire body. Nimmy felt sad that he wasn't able to beat the crap out of them....But at least he got the money...which was soon taken away, as soon Timmy's undressed dad showed up, and found out on what Nimmy was doing. Nimmy didn't get punished. And Nimmy just kept on thinking on why Timmy, Jimmy, and Timmy's dad were all undressed...soon Nimmy says to himself..."I think I'm going to start a war on Circuit City, yeah...thats what I'll do".........................THE END 
Posted by DoomyDOom009898, 12:44pm

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even more random than the first and kind of scary...*cough*ur insane*cough*
Posted Feb 23, 2006 2:51 pm PT
Uh, for one thing...it's supposed to be stupid...it took me like 5 minutes to come up with the story...I'm not really insane...and whats with the cough...and what do you mean by scary...scary as in...aaaaaaah...or scary as in, your very troubled...and random???
Posted Feb 23, 2006 4:30 pm PT
WTF!!!!! ROFL!!!! *wipes tear from eye*
Posted Feb 25, 2006 12:31 am PT
wow I like stories and that was a good one.
Posted Mar 2, 2006 2:39 pm PT
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