Yup, still alive, despite some of your best wishes. I feel that a lil update in my life is in order:

Contracted strange illness that has basically made me drop half my bodyweight, have plans to go tell Tesco (My workplace) to go **** themselves and their job with a big, knobbly stick, certain that my winkie got a little longer, quit drinking (I know, I know: Mind blown. Alas, PepsiGhast shall have to live in the past, I'm afraid, unless anyone here wants to carry on my legacy (Go for it (ZOMG! Triple brackets!))), working on quitting smoking, working on becoming a firefighter, am in a committed relationship with the love of my life, have stopped picking my nose completely, and have stopped scratching my arse with forks.

There you have it: My life since I last signed on in about 30 seconds worth of reading (30 minutes for all you slow guys). And now, for all my fans, I give you anudder pic of myself in my going out clothes (With short hair (Sorry Matt, I don't look like David Walliams (=O Triple brakets again lol!)):

http://i38.tinypic.com/28ian2r.jpg

Until next time (Dunno when that'll be, life's pretty full at the moment), toodles!

P.S. *Trumpet fanfare and 21-gun salute for Liam* He was a true patriot.