Normally, I'm not good at soccer (football). I prefer lacrosse, or speedball. However, in PE, we have to practice this sport I'm not good at. Which sucks.

Today, we practiced shooting goals. It wasn't actually a goal, but a bunch of blue mats nailed to the wall. My class had to target the lower corners. That's usually a tough skill for those who are in the habit of shooting at the goalie's head. But that is one of the worst ways to shoot a goal.

Anyway, the goalie started to taunt me. It was annoying, but I tried to ignore it. I got the goal. I walked away with an air of "Ownt!" in my stride. I'm a force to be reckoned with!

Well, I probably bored most people away, so anyone who was able to trudge through that essay recieves something special.

Plus, muffins are good.