I'm not sure why, but lately I've been obsessing about the idea of a monkey in plate armor. I just think somehow that would be the funniest thing ever. I searched around on the interweb, but failed to find such a picture. So if any of you fine folks out there have a monkey, do me a favour and dress him in armor and send me pictures. Thanks for your help and consideration in this most serious of matters. That is all for now.