Oh no the world has done a barrel roll

Ain't it great!! Economies are slumping, wars are raging, and barrels are being rolled. All i can say is waffle hands, and bananas, but what is important is that i can ride my bike with no handlebars (amazing song btw- the trumpet is the sex). Well i'm tired and babbling so i must appear normal to everyone which i must say it is my duty to inform you that you are wrong. For some reason i am depressed, tired, angry, and in a generally irritable mood. I wish i had some sushi, that would be wonderful. Alas my ability to acquire sushi is of dismal stature. Actually pumpkin pie would be great too, but i am out of pumpkin pie mix but ill be making a couple for the ween of hallow. So what have we learned??? That is right Nothing!!! we must be in school........... peace my home fries Js