This was one heck of a funny film and is a must see if your into a crude sense of humor about American culture while he travels and goes through different experiences trying to learn it.

Borat, a Kazakhstani travels the USA to learn...
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This was one heck of a funny film and is a must see if your into a crude sense of humor about American culture while he travels and goes through different experiences trying to learn it.

Borat, a Kazakhstani travels the USA to learn their culture and ends up seeing a pretty woman named Pamela on an episode of Baywatch and decides to travel to California to marry her (a pretty hopeless dream, eh?). He travels and meets interesting people along the way and continues to talk like Kazakhstani's do which in some cases people end up finding him very weird and some try to teach him the "American way" of talking to other Americans. The part were Borat stays at a place were he learns they are Jewish and Borat things they are out to kill him. Very funny, gotta check it out. Also, keep your childrens eyes away from this scene at all cost, because this gross-out "naked fight" between Borat and this very large man who was mast-- (I wish not to say the rest thank you very much as it's too graphic) on a magazine which has Pamela on it and Borat gets really mad and reveals to him that's the reason why they're traveling to California. In the fight, he sticks his (censored :P) in Borat's face and the run down the hallway and into an elevater full of people and abandons Borat. Borat continues his journey to marry Pamela and hitches a ride with a couple of kids who show Borat that Pamela is trying to find a date or something like that (wasn't paying attention, was too busy eating chips). Borat almost gives up but makes it to California and tries to marry Pamela: Kazakhstani style, which involves capturing her in a sack and dragging her away.

Sometimes these kinds of humor are the best because it's so stupid, it's funny. Dunno. You decide.

Better than the first movie (and book). It had a much better mystery and a very interesting plotline that you'll enjoy. The snake was done very well and the effects were a little better than the first movie.

So we start in the...
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Better than the first movie (and book). It had a much better mystery and a very interesting plotline that you'll enjoy. The snake was done very well and the effects were a little better than the first movie.

So we start in the summer where Harry is back with the nasty Dursley's after an exciting adventure in his first year at Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardery and a house-elf named Dobby visits Harry to tell him not to return to Hogwarts for his second year. Dobby ends up using his magic to drop a cake on Vernon Dursley's boss' wife which he puts up bars on Harry's window. He his later saved by Ron, Fred, and George and is taken to The Burrow, Ron's house. They meet Gilderoy Lockhart who will soon become their new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. They end up missing the train to Hogwarts due to the barrier being sealed between Platform's 9 and 10 and they take the enchanted car to catch up with the train and they crash the car into the Whomping Willow which destroys the car. They discover writing on the walls which is writen with blood saying: "The Chamber of Secrets been opened. Enemies of the Heir, beware." Harry is accused of opening the Chamber and petrifing Mrs Norris. As more attacks on students continue, Harry is blamed more because his classmates learn that he can talk to snakes, which Lord Voldemort can do. Harry finds a book by Tom Riddle and it shows him (or takes him) back around 50 years ago when a muggle-born is killed when the Chamber of Secrets was opened and Hagrid is framed by Tom. Hermione is petrified and learn that it is a giant snake and Harry and Ron go to Aragog, a pet spider Hagrid used to keep and find out that Hagrid never opened the Chamber. Harry When Ron's little sister, Ginny is taken by Basilisk, it is up to Harry, Ron, and Gilderoy Lockhart, who was trying to run away when the teachers assigned him to defeat accourding to his books (but the stories he wrote were already done by other witches and wizards and he erased their memories so that they wouldn't say that Lockhart is a fraud). Harry comes face to face with Tom Riddle, but just his memory and battles the Basilisk and Fawks, Dumbledore's pet phoenix aids Harry by giving him a hat which contains a sword and defeats the Basilisk and destroys Tom Riddles diary. Thus saving the day and freeing Dobby from the Malfoy family. A good solid 5 starts.

In the first movie (and book by J.K. Rowling) Harry is treated poorly by the Dursleys, his only relatives for all his life. Little does he know that he is a wizard and the Dursleys consider him weird and abnormal and have kept this a secret from...
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In the first movie (and book by J.K. Rowling) Harry is treated poorly by the Dursleys, his only relatives for all his life. Little does he know that he is a wizard and the Dursleys consider him weird and abnormal and have kept this a secret from him--until his 11th birthday! His life changes forever when Hagrid, Keeper of the Keys at Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardery tells him that he is a wizard and has been accepted to be taught at Hogwarts. Harry gets his wand, owl, books and other wizarding stuff to from Diagon Alley. Hagrid takes Harry to Gringotts Bank for deposit of Harry's money from his parents and a secret item Hagrid takes out. Harry learns from Hagrid that his parents were killed by He-Who-Must-Not-be-Named and that Harry somehow survived Lord Voldemort's curse. He befriends Ron Weasley and later helps Hermione Granger by defeating a troll and saving her life. They live in Gryffindor together (there are four houses in Hogwarts: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin). He meets Albus Dumbledore, current Headmaster of Hogwarts, Professor McGonagall, head of Gryffindor house and teaches Transfiguration, Snape, head of Slytherin and the Potions Master (but instead wants to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts and been after the job for years but is currently being taught by Quirrell), Draco Malfoy, his enemy, and other characters in the movie in which will make this review extra, extra long. After the Troll incident, Harry suspects Snape let the Troll in to get something that is inside the school which is guarded by a 3-headed dog. Throughout the school year, they--how should I put this--snop around and learn the Snape is after the Philosopher's Stone. To speed this up, it is Quirrell who is after it--but for Lord Voldemort to return to power. Harry manages to get ahold of the stone in order to prevent Voldemort from getting it and when Quirrell touches Harry, he burns and Voldemort escapes to return again. Harry becomes a hero and thus ends his first year at Hogwarts.

That wraps this review up. The movie is worth watching over and over again and you should also buy the book. J.K. Rowling wrote a very good first book. The storyline is full of suspence and action-packed and is only the beginning of the Harry Potter series.

The best volcano movie you'll ever see. A volcano from a tar pit arises to spread lava onto a street and Mike and his daughter get caught in this catastrophe. After Mike sends his daughter with a doctor to treat her wound in her leg, he tries to...
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The best volcano movie you'll ever see. A volcano from a tar pit arises to spread lava onto a street and Mike and his daughter get caught in this catastrophe. After Mike sends his daughter with a doctor to treat her wound in her leg, he tries to figure out how to stop this thing from destroying L.A. Meanwhile, a subway train of people are trapped inside while lava is snaking its way in the subway tunnels and a team of rescuers help them get off the train and Stan ends up melting (jumps and falls into the lava but didn't make it) trying to save the driver. Mike stops the lava from continuing down the street but more lava is discovered by the geologist in another subway tunnel and it explodes and a demolition team knocks down a building (which was close from being completed) to stop the lava from killing the injured.

So all and all this movie was full of suspense and a very good movie to see if you're into disaster-type movies. 4 stars out of 5.

Frodo, Sam and Gollum continue their journey to Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring. Meanwhile, war is about to take place and one of the most epic movies to ever come in the 21st century. J.R.R Tolkien was an excellent writter and if he were still...
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Frodo, Sam and Gollum continue their journey to Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring. Meanwhile, war is about to take place and one of the most epic movies to ever come in the 21st century. J.R.R Tolkien was an excellent writter and if he were still alive, he would've been proud that his LOTR books have been made into great movies. Way to go to J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson for creating one of the best movies to ever hit blockbuster.

Twister is one of the best tornado films out there so if you're interested in action and...um...twisters, watch this film. The film is not just seeing twisters sucking stuff up but Bill Harding and his ex-wife Jo try to get a weather instrument in...
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Twister is one of the best tornado films out there so if you're interested in action and...um...twisters, watch this film. The film is not just seeing twisters sucking stuff up but Bill Harding and his ex-wife Jo try to get a weather instrument in the tornados path and run away and help better predict tornados to save more lives. I'd say that's a very good idea so it's a good movie to watch.

First they try getting the weather instrument into the F1 but fail and Jo's car is sucked up and dropped in front of Melissa's (Bill Hardings wife-to-be as soon as Bill gets Jo's signature for divore papers) car. They chase an F2 and end up almost being killed by waterspouts. An F3 which ends in total disaster and the weather instrument gets knocked off with it's sensors all over the road. An F4 goes through a movie drive-in and a town almost killing Jo's aunt and the final tornado, F5 where they use Bills car to get the weather instrument up into it and it works. Then they get chased by the F5 and escaped by tieing belts to a pipe and try to ride it out and hope that the F5 doesn't break the belts (they are acually inside the F5). In the end, it looks like Bill and Jo might get back together again.

This is one hilarious movie you must see. Lloyd Christmas falls in love with his dream girl, Mary Swanson and she accidently leaves her briefcase (which is later revealed to have loads of cash in it) in the airport. Two crooks have their eyes on...
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This is one hilarious movie you must see. Lloyd Christmas falls in love with his dream girl, Mary Swanson and she accidently leaves her briefcase (which is later revealed to have loads of cash in it) in the airport. Two crooks have their eyes on it when Lloyd goes to return the briefcase to her (funny scene) and goes on the plane she is in but it has already left and he falls off the ledge. lol He and his friend Harry both get fired and decide to go to Aspen. During driving, they pick up one of the crooks and accidently kill him when he tricks them to eat hot peppers. So they put hot peppers in his burger and he is in pain and they grab rat poison (the crook was going to use the rat poison to kill them) though they though it was just pills. Once they get to Aspen, they end up in the crooks plot and are rescued by the FBI when Harry is returning to his hotel room.

Trust me on this, you want funny. Watch this movie!!!

This is one Titanic movie you must see. The story starts out with a team searching for a diamond known as the "Heart of the Ocean" that was "supposely" have gone down with the Titanic. An 101 year-old Rose comes aboard and goes...
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This is one Titanic movie you must see. The story starts out with a team searching for a diamond known as the "Heart of the Ocean" that was "supposely" have gone down with the Titanic. An 101 year-old Rose comes aboard and goes to the site of Titanic and tells them the story of how she and Jack Dawson falls in love and how she survived the sinking of the Titanic. It turns out in the end that 80 year-old Rose had the "Heart of the Ocean" the whole time and throws it into the ocean and in the end, either she died or fell asleep--dreaming about meeting Jack again on the Titanic.

The sinking of the Titanic was improved over all the other Titanic movies and did one thing right that the other movies did not have (though none of them knew at the time so it wasn't their fault): the breaking and how the stern rises 90 degress into the air. Jack ends up dying and Rose is rescued. It may be long but it is a very good story.

The second film (and book by J.R.R. Tolkien) of Lord of the Rings. The Two Towers is also recommended if you like war/ action/adventure/destroy evil type stories. Frodo and Sam are led by Gollum to Mordor to destroy the One Ring in Mount doom. The...
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The second film (and book by J.R.R. Tolkien) of Lord of the Rings. The Two Towers is also recommended if you like war/ action/adventure/destroy evil type stories. Frodo and Sam are led by Gollum to Mordor to destroy the One Ring in Mount doom. The Fellowship of the Ring is severed but the warrior, the elf and dwarf continue their journey to stop Sauron from ruling again. The big war is about to begin in Middle Earth!

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring is the first movie (and book by J.R.R. Tolkien) in this 3-part series. Frodo is given the task of bringing the One Ring to rule them all to Mordor. He and his fellow comrades travel to Mount Doom...
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring is the first movie (and book by J.R.R. Tolkien) in this 3-part series. Frodo is given the task of bringing the One Ring to rule them all to Mordor. He and his fellow comrades travel to Mount Doom to destroy the ring. The evil Lord of Evil, Sauron seeks the ring and follows Frodo to recover it. Wars, battles, adventure all starts in this first film. Highly, higly recommended. Also recommended to read J.R.R. Tolkien's books also.

Indiana Jones has returned for the third and "used to be final" movie. I say this was the best Indiana Jones movie made and I'll be for sure seeing the 4th film that has yet to be made. So the movie begins as Indiana Jones was a kid and...
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Indiana Jones has returned for the third and "used to be final" movie. I say this was the best Indiana Jones movie made and I'll be for sure seeing the 4th film that has yet to be made. So the movie begins as Indiana Jones was a kid and takes an artifact and a chase begins as some people want the artifact. So years later, Indiana Jones finds that his father is missing and goes to find him and takes his father's diary and discovers his father was making notes about the Holy Grail and it becomes a quest to find the Holy Grail before the Nazis do. The film ends with him and his father and his other friend riding horses into the sunset.

Indiana Jones is back for the second movie. So Indiana Jones and two more characters join him to free kids from the "Temple of Doom" and recover a Magic Stone that was stolen from a small poor village in India. They discover a secret...
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Indiana Jones is back for the second movie. So Indiana Jones and two more characters join him to free kids from the "Temple of Doom" and recover a Magic Stone that was stolen from a small poor village in India. They discover a secret cult and plan on freeing the kids from the poor village and stop the cult from finding more Magic Stones. I think this movie was great. Both this and the 1st film were classic. Recommended to watch.

Here you met Indiana Jones, an Archaeologist on an adventure. He is hired by the United States government to find an artifact known as the Ark of the Covenant. The Nazis are also looking for the Ark of the Covenant to take over. So Indiana Jones...
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Here you met Indiana Jones, an Archaeologist on an adventure. He is hired by the United States government to find an artifact known as the Ark of the Covenant. The Nazis are also looking for the Ark of the Covenant to take over. So Indiana Jones goes on his major adventure and to stop the Nazis from getting to the Ark first. These are one of those movies that becomes an instand classic so it is recommended to see this movie. Althought most people have already heard and/or seen this movie.

A must see movie for any South Park fan. So the third grade kids: Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny sneak into an R-rated movie. The movie is Terrance and Phillip and they hear a lot of swear words and when used in school, their parents decide to stop...
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A must see movie for any South Park fan. So the third grade kids: Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny sneak into an R-rated movie. The movie is Terrance and Phillip and they hear a lot of swear words and when used in school, their parents decide to stop kids from watching The Terrance and Phillip Movie and it ends up becoming a war between Canada and the United States. Satan and Saddam plan on taking over Earth when Terrance and Phillip die. It's up to the kids to stop this. The whole movie was one of Matt and Trey's best work ever!!

This is a great anime movie and Cardcaptors film!! I highly suggest buying this movie. Sakura wins a trip to Hong Kong and brings her friends, Madison, Jullian, and Tori along with her and she starts to have strange dreams about a woman trying to...
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This is a great anime movie and Cardcaptors film!! I highly suggest buying this movie. Sakura wins a trip to Hong Kong and brings her friends, Madison, Jullian, and Tori along with her and she starts to have strange dreams about a woman trying to get to her. It turns out that she was summonded to Hong Kong by the woman in her dreams. In a shop, she accidently goes to that dimension and finds out that Clow Reed puts Su Younge in a dimension and she uses Sakura's cative friends to escape and Sakura must battle Su Younge to save her friends.

Giovanni, the mastermind behind Team Rocket wants Mewtwo back on his side and is going to do whatever he takes to do so. Team Rocket (James, Jesse and Meowth) capture Pikachu and accidently lands in an island on top of a mountain where Mewtwo and...
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Giovanni, the mastermind behind Team Rocket wants Mewtwo back on his side and is going to do whatever he takes to do so. Team Rocket (James, Jesse and Meowth) capture Pikachu and accidently lands in an island on top of a mountain where Mewtwo and his clone Pokemon live while Giovanni plans to overtake Mewtwo and use him for his own purpose thus Ash and friends must stop him.

Not the best Pokemon movie but suggest renting it.

Better than The First Movie but not as good as Movie 2000 but still good. The mini movie once again involves Pikachu getting into adventures and meet Picchu. The movie involves a girl named Molly and the Unown go to her and Molly wishes for a...
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Better than The First Movie but not as good as Movie 2000 but still good. The mini movie once again involves Pikachu getting into adventures and meet Picchu. The movie involves a girl named Molly and the Unown go to her and Molly wishes for a world made up by herself and the Unown grant it. She also thinks Entei is her Father and Ash must rescue his Mother (Molly wished to have a Mother too and Entei grabs Ash's mom) and must stop the Unown.

This is probably the best Pokemon movie of all!! The plot involves a Pokemon collector wanting the Ledengary Pokemon, Lugia for himself and starts to capture Zaptos, Moltress and Articono to draw out Lugia and Ash must collect three spheres to...
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This is probably the best Pokemon movie of all!! The plot involves a Pokemon collector wanting the Ledengary Pokemon, Lugia for himself and starts to capture Zaptos, Moltress and Articono to draw out Lugia and Ash must collect three spheres to bring harmony back to the world and learns he is the Chosen One to do it. The mini movie is also an excellent part of the film.

As an anime fan, I think the first Pokemon film is a good film. The story line is worth watching plus the mini film before the film is a great laughing start to kick off the film. 7.5/10. I'd say at least renting it.

This movie is a must see! It's just about the end of the world as huge spaceships invade and mankind is doomed but they decide to fight back for their future. The huge ships fly over the main cities of the world and destroy them and the President...
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This movie is a must see! It's just about the end of the world as huge spaceships invade and mankind is doomed but they decide to fight back for their future. The huge ships fly over the main cities of the world and destroy them and the President and other characters all go to Area 51 and find out that they had aliens and a spaceship. I highly suggest you see this movie. Will Smith does a great acting job too!!

I don't watch a whole lot of SpongeBob SqurePants but when I went to see this movie, I was freaking funny! I laughed all the way. The movie is about Plankton stealing King Neptunes crown and blaming Mr. Crabs so that Mr. Crabs will be forced out...
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I don't watch a whole lot of SpongeBob SqurePants but when I went to see this movie, I was freaking funny! I laughed all the way. The movie is about Plankton stealing King Neptunes crown and blaming Mr. Crabs so that Mr. Crabs will be forced out of business and it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to get it back. They make a dangerous journey to Shell City. You don't have to be a fan of the show to like this movie.

Joss Whedon created a movie called "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" which I heard did poorly but then he created a Tv show called... "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and that show is fantastic! He's also written a few other movies as well...
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Joss Whedon created a movie called "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" which I heard did poorly but then he created a Tv show called... "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and that show is fantastic! He's also written a few other movies as well but Buffy is or was his main work so he becomes an All-time great!

Alyson Hannigan plays an important role in the show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." In the show, she's kind of like a computer geek and kind of reminds of myself. Like she doesn't talk to boys to much, afraid of what they might say or think...
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Alyson Hannigan plays an important role in the show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." In the show, she's kind of like a computer geek and kind of reminds of myself. Like she doesn't talk to boys to much, afraid of what they might say or think she's a loser, kind of like me, 'cept it's with girls. But Willow helps out Buffy and Giles by researching and sometimes hacking into something in order to find out how to stop the ritual, or a legend. Alyson Hannigan is a great actress.

Nicholas Brendon plays a really great role as Xander in Buffy and is more on the comic-releaf character but does prove his worth in the show. Nicholas Brendon's very best episode he played in has to be "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewidered"...
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Nicholas Brendon plays a really great role as Xander in Buffy and is more on the comic-releaf character but does prove his worth in the show. Nicholas Brendon's very best episode he played in has to be "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewidered" and I'm sure he was very happy to have done that episode. I give him a 9.5.