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Sunday, Aug 24, 2008

Alright, figured I'd post a quickie to keep ya'll in the loop of **** Got my hands on the **** Star Wars: The Force Unleashed demo and I have to say it is **** sweet! This game is building and building and I'm getting sick of waiting for it. Looking like it'll be my favorite adventure title in a few years now. I like how they are putting together the combat system with all of it's little combos, looks to be great. As well, I'll probably have less Live time very soon than I like, I have to get a job very soon, which is all good considering the wave of games that will be launching in the fall. So having the extra spending money will be great, can't let these bastards slip by me, or I will find myself hollowed bored, and ashamed.

Wednesday, Aug 6, 2008

Ok, after a stint of silence, I return to ask you all right now, what the **** Yeah, that's right, the same **** I always ask. Right now though, I think I have more reason to ask it than I usually do. This time, I am not only attacking the intelligence of my fellow man, but now I have to question my fellow gamer as well. Now I find myself with a question as to our care for the gaming industry itself. Do we care that it continues to flourish and continue to make a rise into the main media of entertainment, or do we want it to float where it is, and die in a glorious **** ball, with ****ing idiots trying to dictate what the developers should do? If the opinions I see floating around our community continue to rise, then I guarantee we'll go into a slump. Developers do listen to us after all, whether some people want to let that pierce their miniscule little brains for one ****ing second. Ok, before I get ahead of myself, I guess I need to present you all with a topic. While roaming mindlessly through the forums to try and find some kicks, I happen across a few Fallout 3 threads, now inside these I find numerous bashers crying out wolf. They assume already that Fallout 3 is bad, why? Well **** these morons are saying it will be bad because it isn't Fallout 1 or 2... wait one ****ing second. Are you serious, these people hate it for being new? What type of ****ing ass clapping society were they raised in where they think that innovation is bad. We wouldn't even be where we are if all of our games didn't change you degenerate morons!

Ok first off, let me analyze the past opinions for just a moment. In the era of the PS2, GCN and original Xbox, we actually praised innovation and change in gaming. We didn't ****ing cry like little 12 year old **** whenever someone said they were going to modify their series. In fact we welcomed it did we not? Hell we welcomed innovation and change in every aspect of the industry. As much as I despise the low brow punk ass community that follows the game, Halo CE changed the face of online console gaming as we know it forever. Thus we flocked to the consoles that we knew would bring us something new and exciting to keep our over expecting minds exploding with gaming ecstasy. We didn't stay playing our SNES and Genesis systems as our primary consoles, we didn't even use our PSX of N64 as our primary consoles. Those were in the past, and they just didn't have enough to stand up to what we were receiving now? So what the **** happened now, are we all of a sudden to ****ing good for innovation? We aren't you cock munching retreads. We would **** and complain and spew our guts out about how the industry doesn't care what we want anymore. Why? Because that would be the cool thing to do, ask for something opposite of what we originally wanted.

Now look at how we treat our games in the current day. Even though we have innovative brand spanking new games coming out that push the envelope in ways we couldn't even dream of, we for some reason flock towards **** that hasn't changed much at all. GTAIV for instance received unanimous praise. What for? Is it not just the same **** we played in San Andreas or 3? Just with a few more very lame ass new bells and whistles? **** if it's those little bells and whistles that make our game great, then what the **** is the problem with these **** ingrates who think a series getting a new engine and a complete revamp is a bad thing? Sure it's a gamble, but from what I see, these games do pretty damn good in the long haul. If they were to just give Fallout 1 or 2 a shiny new graphics engine and sell that, face it, you people would be ****ing pissed. You'd get the game you are currently asking for then come begging for something ****ing new. You'd hate the game because it wasn't different, yet you hate the game for being new. Christ, it's like watching a retarded right handed kid try and jerk off with his left hand for **** sakes. I really think these people complain for the joy of complaining.

Now, next attack shall progress on; another reason why these people are attacking the series changing games. They think being "Old Skool" is cool. Guess what, I say **** you, **** your damn old games, and **** your petty mind for actually trying to preach your bull**** to us. If you don't like the new games in the series, take you damn old PC games into the corner with you, jerk off a little bit then ****ing play them if they get your ****ing boat floating so well. There re legions of people who eagerly await these games that will change the landscape of their respective series. They want to see how these gambles pay off, and you running around preaching your ignorant **** is not going to change a thing. They will still go out and buy the game. They will still play the game once they have pulled it out of it's plastic wrap, and most likely they will enjoy it. They don't care how many "10 reasons this game sucks" topics you make before hand. You don't know if it will suck or not... Wait, hold on one ****ing jolly second here. What the **** makes you think you can say it sucks? Have you played it yet you dickwads? Do you have some sort of sixth sense that allows you to dive into the future and play unreleased games? What type of bull**** is this, you can't judge a game before it is out you mental midgets. It doesn't ****ing work like that, and even if you could, what really makes you think we give two rats asses what the **** you say. You aren't the all mighty masters of the gaming world. Just shut your god damn faces and wait to make fun of the game until you have played it and formulated a valid opinion you **** sucking ****.

****ing retards... Ok now, let me bring out another little argument for the protection of innovation in the gaming industry. Look at humans themselves. Would we be anywhere near as smart and technologically advanced as we are if we didn't evolve a little. I'm sure we would suck pretty bad if we were still neandrothals. **** we would blow, why? Because we didn't change with the times so we could deal with our environments. We didn't let our minds expand so we could make our lives better and more interesting. This **** can e applied to the gaming world to you know. It needs to change with the over critical pack of jack ass's that formulate what looks like most of our world. It needs to be able to change and give them what they really need, because in all honesty, I don't even think I know what this pack of intensely idiotic mongoloids know what they reall need or want. They say one thing, only to say another when a different game is involved. They want to be different and say what no one else is saying... You know, I think people are saying it for a reason you ****ing jackass. They aren't saying the same thing to be cool, chances are, they are saying it because it is just the truth.

So let me clarify this one more time for you. I am all for the games of old, I enjoy some of them, but! For the current time and the current generation of gaming, innovation is a good ****ing thing. If we let ourselves float around on the same spot we will get overly bored with our favorite little past time. We will begin to say gaming is a bad ****ing thing. Do we want to go into the future of gaming knowing that some people would like to destroy it and stop our progression completely? **** that **** I say we terminate these little bugs right here right now. I'll pencil them in one by one for a quick meeting with my buddy grim... Oh what a ****ing shiny day in gaming that would be, when we lose all the stupid ignorant moronic cock munching **** faces that think we need to stop ****ing and complaining and just wait before they start spewing their anti progression bull **** for the world to see...Christ these idiots piss me off!

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Posted by DarkSynDrom, 2:17pm
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Friday, May 2, 2008

Ok, it is no secret to anyone, that the video gaming industry has a habit of throwing us trash. This trash can even be used just to hold us off for a small amount of time, before the next major release is made, which actually turns out to be a bad idea! Throwing us a 'sequel' or 'prequel' game for no reason usually ends up as just bad trash on your doorstep the next day. So, I got a little bit of a suggestion for you *cough*SquareEnix*cough*Guitar Hero*cough* stop giving us these half assed games you stupid assclowns! Just because you slap a well known name onto the front packaging, does not instantly mean you will have a large amount of success to face. Oh hell now, in fact, I can assure you, instead, you'll be slapped with a whole lot of criticism's and just flat out complaints! There have been plenty of offenders of this, and the sad thing is. They get away with it. People actually buy these ten second piles of crap.

Activision has already pulled this over us once. They released Guitar Hero: Rocks the '80's and I only could think," Why the **** are people actually paying $60 for this **** I mean, I hate to call in the mental capacity of my peers and say that a lot of people are slowly succumbing to the duller more dense side of the mental spectrum, but have you all gone ****ing retarded! Seriously, you are aware they could have just made all of these songs downloadable on Guitar Hero III right? I mean, they had the license, so you could have got this **** for a hell of a lot cheaper. Of course people didn't think about it when they rushed to get down their pre orders. Then when they skipped home with their shiny new game, they discovered that their sorry asses got ****ing ripped off royally. Thankfully the good people who worked as reviewers noticed," Hey, Activision is robbing us blind!" and pretty much blammed the **** on sight. Now, must I point out that Activision is up to it again? I'm sure that plenty of you have noticed the new Aerosmith edition of Guitar Hero will be launching soon. Personally the second I heard it I tasted something foul in my mouth. Take one part successful game series and another part uber famous classic rock band Aerosmith, and what do we get, another recycled piece of ****ing trash game, hoping to ride the skirts of success of both its parent ingredients. So, save us the trouble you greedy bastards, just give this stuff to us as DLC then go have fun raping some poor bay donkey in its sleep... ****bags...

Now, who else shall I throw into this little spew pot of craptacular idiots who manage to befuddle our poor gaming minds with this particular brand of grade A bull****? Of wait, that's write, everyone's favorite RPG hit factory (Hahaha, I got jokes) Square Enix. Now, let's not lie to ourselves, Square may be a very well known company in the industry, but how many times have they produced a game that was pure bull****? How many people actually believed they wouldn't pull the crap game move with the Final Fantasy series? It has happened more than a few times now. Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus, Final Fantasy X-2 (I hate to even acknowledge this games existence), Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (And all its spin offs), Final Fantasy XI (Trying to ride the online thing...Dumb ****s), Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings. Now I know, most people will say that some of these games were descent, but you know what? I really don't give two bald eagle's asses what the **** you or the reviewers say. It's just another example of how you can slap a good title onto a game and people will buy it, like it and probably somehow manage to rape it. I mean, seriously, look how long they have been riding the VII wave of success. It's actually kind of sickening how they get away with this kind of bull****.

Know who else is actually considered ****ing stupid in my opinion? Tecmo, yeah, I'm sure you all know what I am talking about. Ninja Gaiden seriously, 3 ****ing games, and they were all the same god damned thing! Yet we still bought them. Why did we buy them, because they had prettier graphics ever time? What the flying **** man? Seriously, is this what the game developers think of us? Are we seriously seen as drones that will buy just about anything set in front of our faces? I would love to protest the idea, but I have lost faith because of this one, people bought Ninja Gaiden and all it's exact same spin offs. They even loved the series enough to make Tecmo make a second one. Of course it is nice to see them finally making a sequel, but really at this point I just don't give a **** I lost interest in the entire series after the whole three of one game thing. Honestly, I'm guessing NG2 will feel the exact same as the first three NG games. Then again, I can't remember the last time I enjoyed any type of video game made by Tecmo, those poor stupid ****ing fools.

Know what, **** it; I'll just call out a whole ****ing genre of gaming on their **** Every single ****ing sports game that has been made has just been worse than the last in its respective series. Every MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL and NCAA game that has been released is just a slightly more hacked up version of the last good on in the series. Sure, I understand that the pressure from the sports fans are heavy every year for a new one, but really, should they care that these people **** for these games to come out, and then flat out say it sucks when they do? Seriously EA! Take the safe route take maybe two years to perfect these ****ing things before you set them loose on us every year. Save us some money to buy a good game instead of buying every single edition of these you make. I can live without one of these things every year no problem, there is generally better games coming out all throughout they year. We will live; we will learn that there are plenty of better games to play... Though even if you do start having a little discretion with your games, I'll still think ya'll are idiots.

See my point? developers can get away with it. They do get away with it, and we just buy, buy, buy and buy some more. So really who can blame them for milking a single series over and over again until we just stop caring if it is good or not. It is our own fault, we are the stupid ones, and they are just good businessmen I guess... Sometimes I worry about the intelligence of the human species...

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Posted by DarkSynDrom, 10:29pm
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