Strong bad`s inbox:

Strong bad checking his e-mails! check this out,its hellarious! don`t forget to check all his e-mails.

Duck and cover:

The US government has a website,http://www.ready.gov,which is anotherattempt at scare mongering in the s.t.y.l.e. of theold "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations below. Enjoy!

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand under a faucet with no sink.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now!

People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.

Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If you've becomea radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.

f you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

Survive a biohazard attack by first standing, then begging on your knees, then rolling over and playing dead.

No pyromaniacs admitted.

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.

If you see colors in the sky, grasp your throat and pretend to choke yourself. Girls go for that.

If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.

If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms in the grass.

Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it.

"Wash your hands" of traditional long distance telephone providers.

There is a reason you failed chemistry

If you are trapped with no hope of being found, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.

Radioactive materials come in 4 convenient sizes:
- individual dose
- family value size
- neighborhood spray pump size
- supersize!

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