I think that this actress, introduced in The O.C. in the second season has something to hide. And by something, I mean ears. Watching the DVDs, I've seen some pretty hideous hairstyles that look as though they have taken great pains to hide her...
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I think that this actress, introduced in The O.C. in the second season has something to hide. And by something, I mean ears. Watching the DVDs, I've seen some pretty hideous hairstyles that look as though they have taken great pains to hide her ears. I then wonder what is so wrong with them, or if she even has them at all. I can only imagine backstage with a frustrated hairstylist trying desperately to make some kind of 'do' that is both fitting and covered her wretchedly mangled ears. He/She probably just gave up and let her walk up to the set in a heap.

Also, her excited emotion is played as if her voice is that of a three year old's. Well, a three year old mixed with a ditzy teen. See: "The Christmakkuh That Almost Wasn't."

I've recently heard tell of an alleged spinoff that would revolve around this characther whose appearances on the wildly successful OC I could count on my hand. With what could be unforgettable lines like "I love China. She's the prettiest...
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I've recently heard tell of an alleged spinoff that would revolve around this characther whose appearances on the wildly successful OC I could count on my hand. With what could be unforgettable lines like "I love China. She's the prettiest pony," Shailene takes them and flatlilnes them. It's as though we're sitting in an average American second grade Language Arts classroom listening to children trying to read. And we let her on our television screen? Please, FOX, stop trying to insult Americans this way, haven't you done enough? Lindsay Lohan is one of the only four people who can and should play mean girls, please don't equate a show with such talentless trash to such majestic comedy.

Okay. I'm really only going to let quotes speak for themselves here. The first is a flashback to a season in which Tiffany didn't make it very far...

Tiffany: "That STANK HO poured beer on my WEAVE!"

and the second...
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Okay. I'm really only going to let quotes speak for themselves here. The first is a flashback to a season in which Tiffany didn't make it very far...

Tiffany: "That STANK HO poured beer on my WEAVE!"

and the second will be a conversation. An arguement, in fact, between this audacious young woman and THE Tyra Banks. You know you saw it, you know you remember it and you know that it was the best moment in Top Model History. Or just history in General.


Tiffany: I don't have a bad attitude.
Tyra: Be Quiet, Tiffany!
Tiffany: Maybe I'm angry inside.
Tyra: What is wrong with you? Be Quiet!
Tiffany: I've been through stuff so I'm angry!
Tyra: STOP IT!
(Drum effect in background followed by silence.)
Tyra: I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this! When my mother yells like this, it's because she loves me. I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you, how DARE you?! LEARN somethin' from this! You go to bed at night, you lay there and you take responsibility for yourself, cuz nobody's gonna take responsibility for you. You rollin' your eyes and you actin' like this cuz you heard it all before, you heard it all before! You don't know where the hell I come from, you have no idea what I've been through. But I'm not a victim, I grow from it and I learn. Take responsibility for yo'self!

Once before I have heard of Ms. Chen refered to as The Chenbot. And, no, that isn't because she reminds us of one of Austin Powers' Fembots, but because her actions and speech patterns are so robotic that she really emulates the feelings that I...
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Once before I have heard of Ms. Chen refered to as The Chenbot. And, no, that isn't because she reminds us of one of Austin Powers' Fembots, but because her actions and speech patterns are so robotic that she really emulates the feelings that I exude while watching the actual show. A cookie-cutter newscaster, she spends her time on the big brother set, making herself out to be a queen, and asks the most mundane of questions including "What would you do with the money?" or "What do you miss most from life outside the Big Brother house?"
In fact, tvgasm.com has a video clip of times when she uses the phrase "But first" to announce that she is going to speak. And what's to come after that, no one knows or cares, but it's entertaining to hear her consecutive "but firsts." So, maybe next season on big brother we can see a Chen living up to the family name, with more than two emotions: Happy, and 'mildly interested with subtle tones of mischief.'

Brandon Quinton first graced the audiences of America on the very first episode of Survivor 3: Africa captivating audiences' hearts. But, really, hadn't he done it before the show started? When the contestants were announced online, and we knew...
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Brandon Quinton first graced the audiences of America on the very first episode of Survivor 3: Africa captivating audiences' hearts. But, really, hadn't he done it before the show started? When the contestants were announced online, and we knew that he was bringing something as frivolous as chapstick as his luxury item, who didn't think he'd be a shoe-in to win.
With a friend group reminiscent of Lindsay Lohan's own "Mean Girls," the young, attractive group rightfully fought against the older, uglier members of their tribe. Please. Just because they didn't find the old people as interesting (or nice, even) as their own group is certainly not just cause for calling them b!tchy. No, my friends, they were b!tchy for reason all unto themselves. And why shouldn't they be. If I wanted to exclude people from a certain situation, the very first thing I would do would be to make the few people I did like necklaces and then flaunt them about.
And who could forget dear Brandon trying desperately to shoot a flaming arrow at some target. Yes, there were great times we had until "Black Thursday" when we had to say goodbye to Brandon, not knowing that the next week he would show up in the jury wearing a sarong.