I'm here to tell you the story of a little care bear that decided to take a walk but ends up on an epic adventure

Green care bear was taking a walk out in the wild when he was suddenly attacked by an evil flesh eating stormtrooper, the little care bear knew exactly what to do and picked up his Halo pistol and shot the rampaging stormtrooper several times through the head.

The little green care bear smiled and walked on, hearing that someone was following him, he picked up his Halo rocket launcher and prepared to shoot anything that would try to kill him, eat him or give him poisoned treats, suddenly the footsteps stopped really close to him, so he turned around slowly..... TOO SEE IT WAS DARTH VADER THAT HAD BEEN FOLLOWING HIM!!!

He threw away his Halo rocket launcher and ran away screaming. He found a good tunnel to hide in, he knew he'd just have to stay in there for about 134 hours before the other care bears would wonder where he was. Feeling all happy and comfortable again, the little green care bear decided to sleep on the ceiling of the tunnel (which was a good choice since Darth Vader could come in there looking for him). He fell asleep and dreamed about Princess Leia in her slave bikini, but suddenly he was waken by a slight and weak roar coming from the darkness in the tunnel."hehe...." The little care bear said to himself "It's most likely just a Doom 3 creature looking for newspapers to eat". The little care bear also knew that Doom 3 creature meat is really good, so he grabbed his Halo flamethrower and prepared for the monster to lurk by. "Gocha!" he said as he trurned on his flash light and roasted the creature alive. Then he took a big bite and said "tastes just like chicken".

After eating up all the meat he suddenly he heard voices, at first he thought it might be the other care bears looking for him, but he was wrong. He could hear what they were saying clearly now, it was "Mr. Anderson" being said by over 100 ppl over and over again. He sneaked out of the tunnel slowly, when suddenly a finger tapped his shoulder, so he turned around and saw them.... The army of Agent Smith's heading out for a Big Mac at McDonald's. "Mr. Anderson" said the Smith that picked his shoulder. The care bear was so scared that he picked up his Halo plasma gun and closed his eyes as he shot randomly out in the air. When he opened them again, the Agent Smith's were all dead, the care bear smiled a little and then said "Colgate is lame for getting Walrusguy suspended from Youtube", then he waved to Jackie Chan who flew past him on the DBZ Yellow Cloud.....

The care bear house suddenly came into view. "The other care bears must be out right now" he said to himself when he saw the light was on in the bathroom.But before he had the chance to enter his house, a terrorist was suddenly beamed next to him and the terrorist killed all the other guys on the other team with a Halo rifle so the care bear proudly announced "Terrorist Win" and lined the bodies up so they looked a bit like they were holding hands, then they both lol'd for about an hour. Then he invited the terrorist in for a beer and they spent the night watching the family comedy show Dr. Phil. But when the care bear woke up next day, he found out that the terrorist had stolen the care bear cloud car. He was extremely sad, but he just went out and bought a new one, before all his buddies came home.

The moral of this story: Don't drink and drive

Hope you liked it (please watch out for typos and tell me about them )

I'm gonna make this long, you don't need to read it all, I just feel like getting it off my chest....

Yesterday around 8 am I woke up to the phone ringing, I picked it up and it was my mom, she told me I had a doctors appointment today so I wouldn't have to go to school, "YES!" was all I thought, I didn't want to go to school

I spent some time chatting with some people online until my appointment started, I got to the hospital and waited for my doctor to be ready, then she called me up and I went to her room, she told me to sit down and take off my shirt, then she listened to my heartbeat and I needed to breathe according to her instructions.

She wrote something on the computer and looked a bit concerned, she told me to follow her. We came into a little room where they test your heart rate and pulse. I relaxed and thought everything was pretty normal. Another doctor entered the room and the first left, the new doctor printed out a long note and sent me with it to my other doctor. I found her again and she asked me about a problem I have.

Ok, I haven't told many people this but sometimes, I get a sharp pain in my chest, like someone just jabbed a sword through me or something, and I freeze, I can't talk or breathe for 3 to 5 seconds. My parents wanted me to come here because of that. So I told her all about it, she looked puzzled and looked over the papers the I came with.

She then said "Look, I don't know what's wrong, this could be serious and maybe it isn't, your heart has a small design flaw, one muscle doesn't react as fast as the others, but I really doubt that's causing the sharp pains". Then she called a few people and turned to me and said, I've called the X-Ray room and a heart specialist to examine you.

I went down to the X-Ray room and got my pictures taken, but I have to wait until 29th of September to meet that heart guy.... My doctor also said that this could also be something in my lungs.

I'm not really that worried, I just hope it's nothing serious

This is 10% luck, 20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure, 50% pain
And a 100% reason to remember the name!

Remember the Name - Fort Minor

I love this band, I have three dics by them, Xeneizes, Jinx and Guerilla Disco

All so awesome, these guys are Icelandic but they are no longer a band.... So sad...

Tiny even signed my Guerilla Disco CD.....

Well I'm gonna post a few links to some of my favorite songs by them on youtube

Stick 'em up I remember when I fist saw this video on TV, I was jumping around and screaming with the song though I barely knew any lyrics but "stick 'em up"

Payback That girl with the black hair drinking with them, it's my friend's older sister Pretty good song BTW, love to listen to it when I'm angry or pissed

Stun Gun This is my personal favorite, reminds me of the days when I listened to Eminem for some reason, awesome song!

Mess it up My 2nd favorite,the lyrics are random, but hey, they are in most of these songs so if you really listen to some of these songs, you might like this one too

Mr. Jinx Pretty good, Quarashi's sending us a message that the band "Got it fine, all right" Makes me miss them

Crazy Bastard Quarashi made this song with some of the most popular comedy stars in Iceland ATM, I think the comedy stars picked the name and the wrote the lyrics xD (IMPORTANT NOTE: You must have an account on youtube and be 18 or older to view this video, girls in underwear washing cars and guys in tight leather pants....)

Those are just a few songs! There are loads and loads of more, but since the band is no more and they never became very popular, it's kinda hard to find a CD by them these days