hi everyone!! ^_^ as you've probably noticed, i've been coming on less and less. it's actually because ... *fanfare plays* I"M MOVING!!! normally this wouldn't mean anything to you ppl but along with having to keep my house spotless for everyone who comes through looking to buy, I have a really hard-arse teacher who keeps giving me enough homework to drown in T_T so nowadays it seems that every moment that i'd usually spend on hereis spent either working on the house, doing homework, or sleeping. *le sigh* i'm sorry ;_;

on another note, i thought this would make you all laugh,

Are you getting tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know youare plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well. Again, I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall ---- I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

" because you are my friend ".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,everyone can see it,But only you can feel the true warmth.

I love you guys