First off hello, i have not died..i am just much to lazy to write blogs.

To go with the title, i just had the most epic win on mario kart wii (wifi) just now. For those that have the game it happened on the map Koopa Cape - the map i NEVER lose at. On the second lap i get attacked by shells and everything else and pushed off an edge. I almost give up...but i had one lap to redeem myself.

I caught up using skill, but was still 4th. Towards the end of the lap i get an item box and mash the button like nothing else. In my mashing, i use my item too uickly - a giant mushroom. I grow and see the 2nd and 3rd placed people, i squished both. I see the first person was a second away from crossing the line, but a blue shell swoops down, explodes and i go through and win!!!

Its the way Jesus wants it, me to NEVER lose at Koopa Cape. Its insane!
My score on Mario Kart Wii (wifi) is 7916

I have also been playing a bit of pokemon diamond lately. I thought i'll try and fill up my pokedex. I've seen 470 and caught something along the lines of 354 give or take a few.

woohoo!

QUOTES:
"Doesn't Europe have faster internet than America? I hear you guys still use dial-up." - f00Had

"Foreigners? Don't you mean Communists!?" - BladePenguin

Before you ask about the rather odd choice of blog title, but it reflects two events that i found very funny of late

Life

To start i'd like to inform you (for those that care) i am in singapore!!! I arrived earlyin Singapore on the 29th of Dec. My flight on Singapore Airlines wasnt too bad. I sat next to a nice couple who were going to India to get married. But in front of me was a person who liked to have their seat back alot, which isnt good for anyone, even worse for someone who is (not meaning to brag) my height or taller (im 184cm/6 foot).

29th
Anyway, when i landed i was greeted by a mate with a sign saying 'Simple Plan Fans Only', because i hate Simple Plan with a passion. Anyway, we chatted for a fair while and got in a cab to my mates house i was staying with. It was like 5am local time, so we decided to get some sleep because we were going out that same day. I finally got some sleep and when i got up we went off to Orchard Road (big street full of shops) to pick up his Ipod then go out to Burger king to get lunch and catch up with the rest of my old mates. After seeing them all, and finding i am a very similar height to a guy who always annoyed me for being ever so slightly shorter than him, we went to see 'I Am Legend'

6.5/10

I cant say I was overly interested in this movie, but it was that or National Treasure, so I guess I', glad it was this. The trailer doesn't reflect much of wot happens in the movie, so im not sure I should point out what happens, if you wanna know, PM me and ill tell u. I guess the movie wasn't too bad, but it overused the bits in a movie that make u 'jump' which slightly bothered me.

After the movie we met up with another firend of mine and we sat outside and had a coffee and some had a bit of cake. We made a bit of a mess (not my fault I might add ) then we all went home.

30th
The 30th of December 2007 is a big note to put in the diary of my life because it was the day I had the best burger EVER. I first met up with a few friends and we went to a place called 'Carls Jr.'. I went up to order and was recommended not 2 upsize and get 4 patties. I put in my order and the cashier dude was like "would you like four patties or five, sir?" straight away I thought 'this place = win!'. When my meal came, I tried to eat the burger and I could only JUST fit it in my mouth. I did end up finishing it, but felt sickly content. I am so going back there, best place ever!

One of my mates thought that the meal was 'boring' because it was just meat and called the guys fools for finding it slightly tasty (of course this is a girl who thinks she is fat when she obviously isn't). She also said it was boring because it had no vegetables in it and when my mate took out the tomato and lettuce for some reason unknown to me, she said "you took out the only interesting thing in there!".

After lunch and still being able to stand up, we went to IKEA because my chick friend had to get a plate and mug for her boyfriends Christmas present. That took a while since she was really quite indecisive about everything and asked the cashier if she thought the mug and plate 'matched'. I told her she was every cashiers nightmare When we got out of IKEA it was raining a bit, but we needed to get a cab to get back to buy some paints for this plate and mug. My friend didn't like the idea of getting wet and saw a slightly broken umbrella in the bin and after a few minutes of looking really stupid she decided to take it and we walked to get a cab...and im lucky to still have my two eyes because she nearly jabbed me several times...

When we got back we spent another while getting the right paints and then she had to leave to a family dinner. me and the other two guys decided against a 'DUDES NIGHT OUT! *raises hands in air*' and just went home.

31st (new years)
I didn't do much for a large portion of the day because I had no idea what was happening in concern to the new years party. I cleaned up the place im staying at and eventually got people to come over to watch a movie and just hang around. I had to go to the shops however to buy food for the night...which was much more difficult than expected. Let's just say I find shopping in Australia a lot easier

When the first three people arrived, we decided we were hungry from not having dinner and went down to Burger King, then after we met up with the rest of my mates.
It all started off us just talking and me sharing around my stash of caramellow koalas until we decided to watch the movie 'Alien'. A few people didn't wanna watch it, so played ds and 'dug' in pokemon diamond underground, lol. One of the girls wanted to use the computer, and somehow we all migrated into the room with the computer and (mainly) I started ta;lking to her mates on msn. I think I was on a high because I told people I am Godzilla and a 'rawr-ed' saying I was hungry for their family. So most of those people think she's a tad odd now

It got close to midnight, so we turned on the TV and watched the countdown. We wished each other a happy new year then watched a bit more tv before we decided to get some sleep.

1st
We all had a late start and went down to the very close McDonalds for lunch. After lunch we went to the big IT shop known as 'Funan'. My mate picked up the game 'World In Conflict' then quickly disappeared.

Me and my other mate didn't really know what to do, so he called another mate and asked if we could spend the arvo there. We spent the next 40-60mins getting there after getting lost. When we got there he told us he had family over and we couldn't come in. So we went all the way back and went LAN-ing. We played CS for an hour aginst really good players (or I just suck ), then once again, head home.

When i got home i remembered a movie was gonna be on the movie channel that i'd wanted to see for AGES!

9/10

This movie reminds me of the good old 'Jaws' series. Both being incredibly pointless, but still stupidly awesome! Singapore did cut out the most famous line from it though (being: "I'm sick and tired of these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!"). But all in all an awesome movie

2nd
On this day, me and a mate who had left the school the same time as me decided to go for a bike ride. I met up with him and had the very Singaporean meal of 'chicken rice'. After eating he showed me his school that he goes to these days, then we thought we'd go down to the place to ride the bikes.

After a fair while we got there and met up with another mate and went to go hire a bike/rollerblades. One of my mates decided to show off and get rollerblades which turned out to be a bad idea. After 10mins he found he wasn't too good on them and got a bike instead. We rode for literally 2 hours stopping at the pier to see a few planes fly over, but didn't see anyone with any fish.

The place we rode at is normally fairly packed too, but it had slightly rained that day so we had it all to ourselves! Ok, not really, there were a few people around, but not very many at all. One of my mates fell off his bike 3 times which was amusing each time. Also when we stopped once my mate had a drink of water only to spit it out that same second which was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen!

We also tried to show off our skills of riding without any hands on the handlebars...but failed each time

After the bike ride I was pooped and we got Subway for dinner. I had another local drink known as 'bubble tea' which was really weird...wasn't bad, but not too great either. After that we went home.

3rd
Today I met up with the chick friend who bought the plate and mug for her boyfriend. Why? so we can decorate the plate and mug, lol. First we got some lunch and she had to look at a skirt and a pair of shoes before the long travel to my mates place. On the train ride there we listened to her ipod and I was introduced to some sappy-ish songs and some random hip-hop rap stuff which I really don't like. However, she did have some good stuff like 'Sweet Child 'O Mine' by Guns 'N' Roses.

When we got to my mates place I told them I had to make them listen to some 'Disturbed' (a band) songs. They weren't too impressed They got stuck into work with the plate and mug. I couldn't contribute because I have absolutely no creativity in me at all. When my mates mum came home she asked if I was doing anything, I told her I was "sitting there and looking pretty", so she offered me a drink because it must be thirsty work

It took ages to finish the plate and after talks with my mate about him suddenly having a brother, it was done. Lierally hours had gone into getting it perfect, so into the oven it went for it to be all finished up. While it was cooking my mate printed out pictures she was gonna put in frames to give to her other mates for Christmas or something, and just before she finished we had dinner. After dinner the plate came out and she was very unimpressed with the word 'full' everything else looked fine but the word 'full' was thicker than everything else and had like lumps or something...so she really wasn't happy. Once she printed out the photos we decided we should go home since it was a while away. Before we left she said we had to take some pictures. She had forgotten to pick up the glue though, so my mate went up to get it while me and her stayed at the entrance and took pictures. When he came back down with the glue she decided she wanted pictures of us jumping. So we jumped around like spastics for a while until she was content with her amount of pictures of us jumping and her kneeling on my back. We listened to her ipod on the way back, this time to songs that I thought were actually good

4th
I woke up early compared to other days and knew i should get up and clean up the place for our Star Wars marathon. I cleaned up the place then grabbed some lunch and other supplies and before long some mates showed up. We watched the first to episodes of star wars 'rewinding' it when there was something odd one of us had spotted (lol at end of podracing in ep.1). My mate also had to go real slow mo for some scenes 'for the lulz'
Also during the movies 2 of my mates went out to get McDonalds because they needed food and one guy said he couldn't get 'mcnuggets' in India - so he came back with 40 and polished them off nicely.

After we watched the movies we went on youtube showing friends of my plate-maker friend doing a great stop motion (http://youtube.com/watch?v=j6haqaaq4gM) and we also watched the shortened video of the 'don't tase me bro' incident which left me with a great pain in my chest and back from laughing so much.

We decided to go get dinner and get ready to watch Aliens vs Predator 2.

9/10

wow, I loved this movie! It would have been so much better however if I didn't get confused between the alien and the predator towards the end >_> the looked the same in the darkness. It would have been sooo much better too if a few people, who shall go unnamed, didn't talk during the ENTIRE movie!!! I swear if I gathered up the parts where they weren't talking I would have like 5mins of the movie! Annoying much. After the movie we sort of just loitered around and walked around before deciding we should all go home before the public transport goes off for the night.

Games

well altely i havent been playing any games since all i've had is my ds and i've been going out alot. However i am thinkong about when i get back to Australia to trade in Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass and Final Fantasyt 3 (both DS games) in order to get a few dollars off 'Pokemon Battle Revolution', despite how bad some people say it is.

That's it from me for now, thanks for reading, please leave a comment (i might add however these day by day accounts are more or less for my own memory, thanks)

Hey everyone, hope your all doing well, because im definately not. I was on myspace just before and saw a bulletin posted by a friend titled 'these people deserve to die', i thought that was rather tight, so i opened it to look what it was. Inside was an animal creutly video. I've seen these before and didn't think i would watch it, until i saw the words 'I HATE THESE F**KING ASIANS WHO DO THIS!' and im like 'hey wtf! this happens outside asia!' so i watched it so i could possibly say 'yeh, cause thats not in america, is it?'. Bad idea. I won't describe it, as since i would think i am not a skweemish person and i was close to vomitting...not cool. Absolutely disgusting.

Quite random, but it did sort of give me another reason to understand the way people think by possibly going after a future in psychology...but we'll see how year 12 goes first.

Life

Me and my mate decided to get out of the house on a rather warm Australian day and went to see 'Hitman' (also where my blog title comes form)

9/10

This movie was great even without me playing any of the Hitman games. My mate was also very impressed by saying it had the 3 essential things which make a good movie - guns, violence and sex (or in this movies case, unnecessary female nudity). This movie has great fight scenes and a fairly understandable story. I also like the little bits of humour they put in, makes it a very good movie. I've been finding it funny of late by the amount of movies and stuff that are taking the p1ss out of the Russians. There is this movie, and i saw an ad for some 'Mightyducks' movie which is about some hockey game against the Russians...meh
Back on topic, this movie is great, i'd recomend it to everyone

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Another interesting thing that has happened of late was me staying at my mates place. I got there to be greeted by another mate jumping out from behind the door. I was expecting something of the sort when my other mate had said "Now meet my evil twin" and then he jumped out. Similar thing happened to the next mate of mine to came...but he got scared - funny stuff For the few while it was just us talking, playing N64 and DS - until we got serious and fired up the Wii. We each made our own Mii's to start (mine called sxcbackPat - and no i do not like Justin Timberlake, i just find myself saying "cause i'm bringing sexy back" alot ). My 1337 wii sports skills were tested first at Tennis, to which i shrugged 'em off easily. After everyone had a go or two, we switch to the big league - wii boxing. Me and the host started off with us not aware we were being recorded on my mates flash-bang new nokia phone. Its one of the latest ones out, and has a great picture. We look like fools playing and i will upload the 3 videos after i finish typing this for you all to laugh at

After the wii, we went to watch some TV while having some drink, ships and whatever food the host could find we watched 'Mony Pythons The Meaning of Life' which is always good, especially since i hadn't seen it in ages...only thing was my mate sang along with all the songs After that the host wanted to show off the powers of his fav pokemon, charizard. Me and my mate have this 'rivalry' so to speak between Mr Mime (my fav poke) and Charizard, his fav. So we watched the show, whilst laughing at all its faults. It was rather late/early and my mate said "if anyone asks, we weren't watching pokemon, we were up moving very heavy furnature and having lots of sex....with women". We continued to watch a few more episodes of the show, until we decided to call it a night. We woke up at like 10 the same morning and played PS2 and ds until we were all picked up.

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The last interesting thing that's been happening is my grandma getting a knee surgery and getting a whole new knee in. She got out of the hospital/rehab place today and returned home, meaning my grandpa is out of my house and i get my room back sounds mean i know, but i was woken up very early so my lil bro and sis could go to school and my grandpa said a total of 5 things :S
1) this sodoku is hard - maybe i'm getting dumber. Your dad does them in INK!! i have to do them in pencil
2) i dont eat much these days - at every meal
3) your gran cleaned the house and got every ready for christmas before she went into hospital you know - to which we all replied "we know" since we helped.
4) you kids don't help your mum much - which i guess is true, but there is little point because my mum is a perfectionist and would re-do whatever we did anyway
5) finding some strange way to bag the now ex-Prime Minister John Howard.
...now just image that the only things a person says...gets a little repetitive

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22 days till i go to Singapore
i've also been considering telling this girl that i like her there...but still not sure...

Games

Battlefield 2 and Pokemon diamond are the games that have gotten a fair workout of late. However, I've been trying to get further in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. I have gotten further, but the bit i'm on now is rather annoying i wont spol it for others.

I battled my mate on Wifi (pokemon) today. I just lost. If he didn't have counter on his Hitmonchan and he didnt have his stupid Starmie i would have won

That's it from me for now, thanks for reading, please leave a comment