The Why’s of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genious)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don’t have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don’t stop and ask for directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

(You’re Laughing, aren’t you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT AS TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don’t know……it nver happened)

(C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in you heart….Then you are just an old sour fart