That's us! If you don't know who the Sarcastic Four are, well shame on you! so, I thought I would post our rules for the new forum we will make just for kicks.

Rule 1: You must only talk in tongues

Rule 2: We only accept people made of at least 70% sarcasm

Rule 3: You cannot talk about the thread topic

Rule 4: BYO Pike

Rule 5: You must have immense knowledge of torture

Rule 6: You must hate Kennedy and Spuffy with a fiery passion

Rule 7: You must have an uncanny dislike for Dawn's whining

Rule 8: You must swear an oath to Bangel forsaking all others

Rule 9: You must be able to sense ducks from a mile away

Rule 10: No mods allowed

Rule 11: Everyone must bow before us and kiss the hand of each member of the Sarcastic Four

Rule 12-no-one is permitted to look one of the core four in the eye

Rule 13: You must accept out religion and worship Joss Whedon

Rule 14- you must take part in any kidnapping organised by the Sarcastic Four..

Rule 15: You must hunt and kill Spuffies on a nightly basis

Also two rules for the Four:

No one else is allowed in because Kenny would have to work too hard to get a new copyright.

If you want to extract yourself form the Four you must offer yourself as a blood sarcrifice!