so yeah where to begin o i no where

well u see mr.boston has 2 brothers and they are named real and chance i named him first and my friend was like okay i'll name them after i love money people so she named them after tthe 2 brothers on the show and after a while i thought bout it and mr.bostons new name is whiteboy even though he is black lol so now its al gore and whiteboy (stallionares baby ) yeah so the 2 kittys are named after the stallionares wow so whiteboy is very energitic and likes to chase anything that moved and is completely mezmorized at stuff like a computer and a t.v

okay enough bout my cats since like my last 5 were about al gore and whiteboy

next thing is love money the finale is not this sunday but next sunday and all i can say is i want whiteboy to win since hes there 4 the money and he neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds this money wow for a headline story that was pretty short i know i'll talk bout school

so school has been going pretty good i have all As but i8ts just the beginning of the year i got friends in all my classes and the cafiteria food still sucks so much we got a lot of freshman at my school which i dont mind i'm friend s with some of them but there is a lot what else bout school uhm i got into german honors and english honors and college prep 4 the rest of the classes

so yeah wat else to talk bout well its been pretty cold where i am 4 sum reason i mean its not even winter yet and its like 40 degrees below jk jk just 40 little circle which i can't make on a keybored

o and i was planning on updating muy entire profile cause sinced new tv.com so it would match a bit better i guess

o but first its joke time and yeag aloha mentioned on one of her blogs she liked my funny jokes aw thanks aloha i say people when ur done with my blog check hers out (yeah i know product placement is rly lame)

and now its joke time (whtat ever happened to the dude who said that on his blogs)

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.

He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.

After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.

The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.

"The R! They left out the R!"

"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.

After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"

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A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.

They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.

The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.

The husband asked, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh, why, yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.

The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.

The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."

The husband and wife agreed.

After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"

To which she responded, "Three years."

The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"

To which she replied, "31 years old."

The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"

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~Nikk~