so yeah sry this blog is a little late it has to to do with my first story sorta

u see i was actully bout to go on tv.com when i get a txt saying come over quick and bring your cat okay first off that is completely random that txt but still o first my cats name is al gore okay back to the story so i go to her house and she shows me that her cat had kittens awww they were cut she has a cat also whos a female and u see her cat and my cat met like a couple times since they seem to like each other and i remember when i slept over a while back al gore came with me cause no one could watch him and yeah so now i;m a grandma to al gore's kids o yeah his gf u could say mittens had 3 cats i kept one of them which will bring me to my next story

so yeah i decied to keep one of them because we didn't want to lose them so shes got like5 cats now and i now have 2 al gore and the cat who is yet to be named i'll think of one hes really cute though hes looks just like the kitten version of al gore when he was a kitty aww so yeah

now i wanna talk about school but i kinda dont considering i like the whole cat themed blog so that will get pushed back to the next blog again 4 like the billionth time schools okay i guess

o yeah back to the jokes

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.

After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."

Magically, the ocean turns to beer.

Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act," the man says.

"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.

"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Question Of The Blog-What Should I name my new kitty

Song Of The Blog-Forever By Chris Brown

~Nikk~