so yeah where to begin o i no where

well u see mr.boston has 2 brothers and they are named real and chance i named him first and my friend was like okay i'll name them after i love money people so she named them after tthe 2 brothers on the show and after a while i thought bout it and mr.bostons new name is whiteboy even though he is black lol so now its al gore and whiteboy (stallionares baby ) yeah so the 2 kittys are named after the stallionares wow so whiteboy is very energitic and likes to chase anything that moved and is completely mezmorized at stuff like a computer and a t.v

okay enough bout my cats since like my last 5 were about al gore and whiteboy

next thing is love money the finale is not this sunday but next sunday and all i can say is i want whiteboy to win since hes there 4 the money and he neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds this money wow for a headline story that was pretty short i know i'll talk bout school

so school has been going pretty good i have all As but i8ts just the beginning of the year i got friends in all my classes and the cafiteria food still sucks so much we got a lot of freshman at my school which i dont mind i'm friend s with some of them but there is a lot what else bout school uhm i got into german honors and english honors and college prep 4 the rest of the classes

so yeah wat else to talk bout well its been pretty cold where i am 4 sum reason i mean its not even winter yet and its like 40 degrees below jk jk just 40 little circle which i can't make on a keybored

o and i was planning on updating muy entire profile cause sinced new tv.com so it would match a bit better i guess

o but first its joke time and yeag aloha mentioned on one of her blogs she liked my funny jokes aw thanks aloha i say people when ur done with my blog check hers out (yeah i know product placement is rly lame)

and now its joke time (whtat ever happened to the dude who said that on his blogs)

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.

He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.

After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.

The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.

"The R! They left out the R!"

"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.

After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"

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A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.

They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.

The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.

The husband asked, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh, why, yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.

The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.

The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."

The husband and wife agreed.

After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"

To which she responded, "Three years."

The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"

To which she replied, "31 years old."

The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"

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Question Of The Blog-wta should o change my icon 2/comment on the blog

Song Of The Blog- So What by P!ink

~Nikk~

okay so the begin i'm really sry bout the wait guys my comp broke and that was when i was making a blog that took a while to do and now is not here okay so now where to begin

first off i hate this new tv.com it sucks to a high degree the layout is lame and i dont even feel like i'm on tv.com anymore i mean some people r leaving they hate it so much i'm not gonna leave but still this does suck the new layout

okay so i named my cat finally the name i liked all the names that were given to me by my tv.com friends i like barack obama the most (thanks aloha) but that is not my kittys it is in fact...Mr.Boston hahaha i like that name the best out of the names i heard if u dont no where i got it from its from mr. boston is this werid dude on i love money/i love new york idk why i namrf mycat after him aw well now i got Al Gore and Mr.Boston

okay i would write more but i will do that tomarrow as like a part 2 i guess because i got a lot more stuff to blog about o and sry if i dont get a chance to respond to ur blog i will try my best to respond to everyone by the end of the day

Question Of The Blog-do u like new tv.com

song of the blog-handlebars by the flobots

~Nikk~

so yeah sry this blog is a little late it has to to do with my first story sorta

u see i was actully bout to go on tv.com when i get a txt saying come over quick and bring your cat okay first off that is completely random that txt but still o first my cats name is al gore okay back to the story so i go to her house and she shows me that her cat had kittens awww they were cut she has a cat also whos a female and u see her cat and my cat met like a couple times since they seem to like each other and i remember when i slept over a while back al gore came with me cause no one could watch him and yeah so now i;m a grandma to al gore's kids o yeah his gf u could say mittens had 3 cats i kept one of them which will bring me to my next story

so yeah i decied to keep one of them because we didn't want to lose them so shes got like5 cats now and i now have 2 al gore and the cat who is yet to be named i'll think of one hes really cute though hes looks just like the kitten version of al gore when he was a kitty aww so yeah

now i wanna talk about school but i kinda dont considering i like the whole cat themed blog so that will get pushed back to the next blog again 4 like the billionth time schools okay i guess

o yeah back to the jokes

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.

After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."

Magically, the ocean turns to beer.

Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act," the man says.

"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.

"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Question Of The Blog-What Should I name my new kitty

Song Of The Blog-Forever By Chris Brown

~Nikk~