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Friday, Sep 16, 2005
Ever Wonder...

1. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
2. Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4. Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
5. Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
6. Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
7. Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
8. Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
9. Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
10. Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
11. Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
12. Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
13. Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
14. Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
15. Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
16. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
17. Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Just another cute list I found on a site. Enjoy!
Posted by Cme4me, 4:47am
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omg, that is so funny... and true! lol numbers 3,4,5,8 and 15 are hilarious but number 18 just killed me. loved it!
Posted Sep 16, 2005 6:40 am PT
I love this stuff. It puts a smile on my face thanks. I loved 3,5,10,16 the best. Keep this stuff coming. Thanks
Hugs,
Mary
Posted Sep 16, 2005 6:52 am PT
9. Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
- hey there isn't, and the fish flavored tastes just like the chicken!
Posted Sep 16, 2005 7:54 am PT
Number 7 used to keep me up at nights. However after years of therapy, I think I am finally going to be ok.
Posted Sep 16, 2005 8:12 am PT
I already knew a few of those I love this kind of lists. They just make me ROFL Thanks for sharing.
Posted Sep 16, 2005 10:20 am PT
I love your lists! Keep them up! They always manage to put a smile on my face.
Posted Sep 17, 2005 10:04 am PT
hehehe
Posted Sep 17, 2005 10:12 am PT
Thanks Everyone!

Don't worry, I will post other funny things like this in later blogs! I am glad you injoy them.
Posted Sep 22, 2005 2:54 pm PT
everything true!
Posted Nov 5, 2005 12:56 pm PT
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